Something That Should Not Be Surprising
The Pope doesn't want us to use condoms? Shocking! In this day in age, how could that be possible?
Could it possibly have something to do with the fact that the whole religion holds up as one of the most absolutely beautiful miracles ever a virgin birth, which is absolutely the antithesis of contraception? Joy of joys, it's the pain of childbirth, only without that bothersome sexual pleasure. Praise be to the Lord, for his ways are perfect.
It's the antithesis of informed consent too, for that matter, but hey, if I were God, I'd think it'd be reasonable to assume that hos everywhere would be honored to have my God seed put in them by my phantom cock from the 9th dimension, too. It'd be a privilege, really. And if she didn't see it my way, I'd have my methods. She'd thank me for it later. And that Joseph prick isn't even a real man, anyway. She totally wants it from a real man - you can see it in her eyes. I'd be done so quick that she wouldn't even know that I had been there at all until she started missing periods.
God - the undefeated premature ejaculation champion of the universe.
Could it possibly have something to do with the fact that the whole religion holds up as one of the most absolutely beautiful miracles ever a virgin birth, which is absolutely the antithesis of contraception? Joy of joys, it's the pain of childbirth, only without that bothersome sexual pleasure. Praise be to the Lord, for his ways are perfect.
It's the antithesis of informed consent too, for that matter, but hey, if I were God, I'd think it'd be reasonable to assume that hos everywhere would be honored to have my God seed put in them by my phantom cock from the 9th dimension, too. It'd be a privilege, really. And if she didn't see it my way, I'd have my methods. She'd thank me for it later. And that Joseph prick isn't even a real man, anyway. She totally wants it from a real man - you can see it in her eyes. I'd be done so quick that she wouldn't even know that I had been there at all until she started missing periods.
God - the undefeated premature ejaculation champion of the universe.