"i drove all night to get to you, i drove all night to make love to you"

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I had my driving test on Thursday.

It did not go well.

First off, I fucked up within six minutes when, for reasons known to only God, I tried to turn right into oncoming traffic. I decided after that to impress him with how good I could have been. I was all awesome and spotted a red light from MILLLLES away and came to a gorgeous stop behind a

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Re: There there now. Quitters are spitters. Erm, I mean. Wat.

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Thank you!