let's try this out. :>

[carnality]

TWO TRUTHS&ONE LIE

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[sacred_sakkuya]

My marriages end in prosperity.
The death of my sibling and my mother brought about my birth.
Fuji apples do not actually grow anywhere on the mountain.

[willbereborn]

Hm, three, maybe?

[sacred_sakkuya]

They are grown in Fujisaki prefecture, Aomori, Japan. Which isn't the mountain.

[willbereborn]

I've never been there, no.

[facethedemons]

I love my wife.
My job is starting to bore me.
I'm happy at this point in my life. No regrets.

[youngestking]

Not getting bored, are you, Charlie?

[facethedemons]

A little, I confess. I used to praise routine and now look at me.

[mr_complacent]

[Dryly. Have you ever noticed how your little brother has a really hideous sense of humor?] Can have my wife if Judie isn't cutting it, sure she'd entertain you.

[ms_lefevre]

Oh, only one lie?

Je suis français.
I despise my limp-wristed, cowardly, and poorly dressed brother.
I would die and kill for Mother.

[iniquous]

I really wish the second was the truth.

[ms_lefevre]

Oh, but it is.

Mostly, anyway.

[iniquous]

Limp-wristed, at the very least.

[endlessfortune]

I used to be homeless.
I had a bad acid trip in the 70s so I haven't touched drugs since (dinosaurs may or may not have been involved).
I was a professional musician. Before the homeless thing.

[givemeaverage]

Nnnnn...umber B.

[endlessfortune]

Nope, but good guess.

[givemeaverage]

Oh.

That sucks.

Dinosaurs, huh? What color?

[unpowered]

It weighs badly on my conscience to lie, you know!

I want to go to law school.
I have a complete collection of Elton John CDs.
I've never been kissed.

teeheeheehee.

[tostrangesights]

If you haven't been kissed by now, you're more pathetic than I thought. Aren't you almost 30?

[unpowered]

Excuse me?

Thirty? THIRTY?

[tostrangesights]

Yeah, I mean. All those wrinkles. I thought I was being generous but now that I look...