My marriages end in prosperity. The death of my sibling and my mother brought about my birth. Fuji apples do not actually grow anywhere on the mountain.
[Dryly. Have you ever noticed how your little brother has a really hideous sense of humor?] Can have my wife if Judie isn't cutting it, sure she'd entertain you.
I used to be homeless. I had a bad acid trip in the 70s so I haven't touched drugs since (dinosaurs may or may not have been involved). I was a professional musician. Before the homeless thing.
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The death of my sibling and my mother brought about my birth.
Fuji apples do not actually grow anywhere on the mountain.
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My job is starting to bore me.
I'm happy at this point in my life. No regrets.
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Je suis français.
I despise my limp-wristed, cowardly, and poorly dressed brother.
I would die and kill for Mother.
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Mostly, anyway.
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I had a bad acid trip in the 70s so I haven't touched drugs since (dinosaurs may or may not have been involved).
I was a professional musician. Before the homeless thing.
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That sucks.
Dinosaurs, huh? What color?
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I want to go to law school.
I have a complete collection of Elton John CDs.
I've never been kissed.
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Thirty? THIRTY?
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