let's try this out. :>

[carnality]

TWO TRUTHS&ONE LIE

Comments

[endlessfortune]

I used to be homeless.
I had a bad acid trip in the 70s so I haven't touched drugs since (dinosaurs may or may not have been involved).
I was a professional musician. Before the homeless thing.

[givemeaverage]

Nnnnn...umber B.

[endlessfortune]

Nope, but good guess.

[givemeaverage]

Oh.

That sucks.

Dinosaurs, huh? What color?

[endlessfortune]

Pretty sure colors that don't exist. It was kind of like Jurassic Park meets Alice in Wonderland. I punched out a gas station clerk for not telling me where the exit to my wacky adventure was.

Good times.

[givemeaverage]

"Follow the White Rabbit" became "follow the pea-green t-rex"? I...probably know three people that'd back you up on that "good times" and totally not be sarcastic about it.

[endlessfortune]

More like the pea-green T-Rex follows you.

Yeah? Well, they can have it. Pretty sure I don't want to be on the verge of a heart attack like that ever again.

[givemeaverage]

Hey, maybe you'll just get lucky and have the crazy follow you sober.

[shed_skin]

Were you really homeless?

[endlessfortune]

For about 4 years. Beards and smelling terrible were pretty popular back then so I wasn't so out of the loop.

[shed_skin]

Did you travel then?

[endlessfortune]

Yeah, a little. Started in California, ended up in Oregon, came up to Montana. I pretty much had the worst taste in states.

[shed_skin]

I don't know. I do like Oregon. A little.

[endlessfortune]

Sure, if you're into the whole dreary rainy woods and ports thing.

[shed_skin]

It's charming. But, I think that about most places. I've been homeless a long time now.