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[notsoattached]

Say someone looked exactly like you, minus shit like freckles I guess. Would you fuck them? Why or why not?

If it matters, they're not necessarily related to you (unless that turns you on, I don't know) and they're not a clone.

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[muirgenslight]

What a fascinating question!

I suppose only the narcissistic need apply, hmm?

[notsoattached]

I don't think I'm narcissistic, so no, everyone can answer.

[muirgenslight]

[ Tinkling laughter, like water over chimes. ]

Well what of yours? Should some handsome stranger with your face cross your path and be interested, would you sleep with him?

[notsoattached]

I already do, except for the 'stranger' part.

[timewillkill]

Probably.

[notsoattached]

What if you had to pick yes or no?

[timewillkill]

Had to, or... what, exactly?

[notsoattached]

Either you would or you wouldn't fuck them, not 'maybe'.

[chewingpearls]

You insatiable tosser.

Where's my bloody spliff?

[notsoattached]

Am I supposed to know you? Or what spliff is?

[chewingpearls]

...

William, don't be cute.

[notsoattached]

My name's Todd. But I'll try harder to be less cute?

[ohcaptainmine]

Can't much say I ever did much with other ladies, tho I suppose if I met someone who looked exactly like me, I'd like to know whether she has the same rotten taste in men as me!

Now if it were a man who looked like me, I might need a few in me to go round with that.

[notsoattached]

Judging by my own experiences, they probably won't be anything like you.

Can't say I've met a girl who looks like me, though.

[ohcaptainmine]

All the more reason to take her out for a drink!

Oh I've seen things like that before. Usually ends up bein' twins 'course, but I've seen some fellas that outta be girls for how pretty they are and some girls who would be better suited as fellas! With things like that, can't imagine findin' someone of the opposite gender who looks like yerself would be too impossible.

[notsoattached]

Face twins make good conversation. Usually.

I'm sure there are girls around who look kind of like me, but I doubt they're related to me. I don't have a twin and my sisters are both brunettes.

[protagonus]

this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[notsoattached]

The weirdest shit gives you warm fuzzies, man.

[protagonus]

You do, so yeah, you're right. Weirdest shit.

[notsoattached]

I think I'm missing something here. The fact that I fool around with you gives you warm fuzzies or the fact that I asked about it gives you warm fuzzies?

Either way, weirdest shit. Between that and dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, anyway.