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[notsoattached]

Say someone looked exactly like you, minus shit like freckles I guess. Would you fuck them? Why or why not?

If it matters, they're not necessarily related to you (unless that turns you on, I don't know) and they're not a clone.

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[protagonus]

this makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[notsoattached]

The weirdest shit gives you warm fuzzies, man.

[protagonus]

You do, so yeah, you're right. Weirdest shit.

[notsoattached]

I think I'm missing something here. The fact that I fool around with you gives you warm fuzzies or the fact that I asked about it gives you warm fuzzies?

Either way, weirdest shit. Between that and dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, anyway.

[protagonus]

BOTH I GUESS mostly the second but some of the first. :)

Don't rag on the nuggets, they're delicious. And why the fuck aren't you making me cake? I want cake.

[notsoattached]

You know what helps when someone wants cake? Having the goddamn ingredients around. Go buy me some and I'll make it.

[protagonus]

Fine.

But you have to come with me ):

[notsoattached]

Are you going to buy me lollipops if I do?

[protagonus]

Yeah, of course.

[notsoattached]

You better. Also I met someone else who looks like us, I hope you weren't planning on going out tonight.

[protagonus]

Oooh. I was gonna ask if he's hot but that's a given. Does he like cake?

[notsoattached]

Is he worth sleeping with if he doesn't?

[protagonus]

This is why I love you, Todd.

[notsoattached]

And here I thought it was for my good looks.

[protagonus]

Yeah, well, that helps.

[notsoattached]

I'm pretty sure that part's the dealbreaker. And if I weren't a housewife you wouldn't like me nearly as much either.