I will edit this when I'm home and am not so BUSY, but... for now, there's something I have to share with you.
My new temp job involves working for a media outlet and all I really do is look through their magazines for people they cite or mention, then I put them through a database to see if they're subscribers, and if they're not I do detective work (or Google) to find their addresses so we can send them an issue and go, "look you're in here!". So just now I was looking up a "cord" silverstein and this is what I found:
http://www.capstrat.com/who-we-are/people/cord-silverstein/ The jolliest man in the world.
More to come later, including...I'm playing VIOLA somewhere soon! SHWING!