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WOOHOO BUSINESS SHENANIGANS

Feb 27, 2011 00:25

OKAY SO

People who spoke to me ahead of time about working for Wayne Enterprises! First, check in here, we'll make sure everything's all good and settled, and eventually you'll be commenting to the permanent jobs page and become an employee of Wayne Enterprises 8)

( INFO FOR YOU PEOPLE (god this is long I'm sorry) )

Comments 74

battothefuture February 27 2011, 05:28:14 UTC

Boss.

Boss.

Mr. Wayne!

How could you possibly have forgotten me I feel so cold and alone.

sturmnbatarangs February 27 2011, 05:29:03 UTC

YOU ARE A GIVEN

YOU ARE ALWAYS A GIVEN

batbitch

battothefuture February 27 2011, 05:31:15 UTC

Well how am I supposed to know that when you just say 'these people' and then I'm not on the list.

gdi bruce no one is going to respect me.

sturmnbatarangs February 27 2011, 05:32:47 UTC

These people are not my clonesons.

They therefore need to be listed.

You however--

I mean.

Get back to work.

no one respects you already. problem solved!

crystal_type February 27 2011, 05:49:04 UTC

IF YOU WANT TO BE A COFFEEBOY, JUST KNOW YOU WILL BE LENALEE'S BITCH. HEAVEN FORBID YOU RUIN A SINGLE POT OF COFFEE.

I mean... *cough*

sturmnbatarangs February 27 2011, 05:50:05 UTC

I love this idea more than words can express

/is sure to include maaaany coffeeboy positions in the newspaper

crystal_type February 27 2011, 05:54:05 UTC

lmao, there will be a rulebook for the coffeeboys :|

Rule #1: You don't talk about Coffee Club Never serve Komui Lee. Only Lenalee Lee is allowed to serve Komui Lee.

So how does Bruce take his coffee? Black? Cream and sugar?

worldturnsshiny February 27 2011, 05:56:38 UTC

Black.

like his soul.

And like his cape!

...let's honestly give Lenalee... what was it, Chief Coffee Officer? and Ed's still up for sciencey things, yes?

Thread 9

uscofseasons February 27 2011, 06:35:15 UTC

Not the right account, but I talked to World and she's for LG going in for the interview. :3

sturmnbatarangs February 27 2011, 14:26:33 UTC

Sounds good! It's for sciencey jobs, yes? I think we decided College Degree for science things, does that sound good?

motherofthesun February 27 2011, 18:01:58 UTC

That's fine. Both of them are at College Degree.

sturmnbatarangs February 27 2011, 18:41:46 UTC

Okay, great! Then what you guys will have to do is post to the permanent job page and sign them up for researchers/chemists/idk whatever the job title is at Wayne Enterprises and listing them as College Degree. And I guess just throw in a mention that we've talked about this ahead of time and okay'd it?

Thread 6

itsnotzura February 27 2011, 06:43:07 UTC

B)?

sturmnbatarangs February 27 2011, 14:32:42 UTC

B|

NO TERRORISTS ALLOWED unless you're... Demona... and those... Trauma Team people I guess... and Ed could probably count too...

...goddamn this ship.

itsnotzura February 27 2011, 18:37:42 UTC

COMIN' IN FOR A LOLZ INTERVIEW

sturmnbatarangs February 27 2011, 18:38:46 UTC

/THROWS OUT ALONG WITH HEERO AND JASON

Thread 8

pmsgargoyle February 27 2011, 09:06:42 UTC

/BREATHES OVER BRUCE'S OLD WRINKLY NECK

In case I can't get to the post.
Okay, Demona had her own corporation back home, called "Nightstone Unlimited" that strongly focused on genetic research. YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT. But that's what she will tell Batman.

She will mention about her cloning projects, her medical research to create a virus that would connect with any inactivated antigen and that way stimulate the immune system to act against it (without actually provoking the disease, the body would have defenses against the antigen. Aka, great for vaccines, against all sort of diseases including the deadly ones no one at the time had a cure), and her studies in genetic manipulation.
OH OH, and how Nightstone Unlimited had its own coffee franchise too 8D not kidding.

Also, nothing to do with Demona. Just a quick question. Does Wayne Enterprises do DNA testing? Like... DNA Parental Analysis?

sturmnbatarangs February 27 2011, 14:35:06 UTC

OKAY COOL BEANS except for the. breathing. thing.

...that's creepy, cut it out.

ANYWAY if you need to backdate the post or anything it's totally cool but if not, thanks for all the info!

...also I think I'll have to say yes. Juuuuuuust because. It has nothing to do with the fact that Bruce had to secretly run a DNA test and discovered he had a biological son or anything. Don't be silly.

pmsgargoyle February 27 2011, 14:46:59 UTC

I have like three tests coming dhfbhjd but I'll try to backdate anyway, if that is cool with you.

Of course it doesn't 8D oh Bruce, you and your sons and masked heroes.
Now for real, Mello might need something from him regarding DNA analysis. He will pay of course

sturmnbatarangs February 27 2011, 16:45:31 UTC

Aaaaah don't stress yourself out and good luck! You can tag this thing a month from now for all I care, no worries~

Look it's not his fault his canon is absolutely ridiculous. But hey, if Mello can give him a good reason, he'll probably be fine with it!