China tells living Buddhas to obtain permission before they reincarnate. I think my boss has, like, this terminator vision he uses to size people up and determine their use before he decides whether or not he wants to waste a few minutes on us:
name: Charlene
use: minimal
options: send on useless errands, clean, get phone calls, ignore, give insane orders, drive crazy, set on fire
SEE?
Sometimes I feel that Wal-Mart in squatting down and shitting in my house. On the good rug.