Jul 31, 2009 13:58
me: I'm back into fighting with the creepy obsessive gay-friendly Torchwood people I was telling you about last week. The ones that think jerking off to boys-kissing manga or giggling about which household appliances the bisexual lead character might fuck means they're tolerant gay rights activists.
William: nice
me: My friend that wrote the thing was like, "It's not armies of gay people screaming about this, it's like nine hysterical women on the internet."
me: Which is true, and they are all that lady. There is not actually a controversy here.
me: So I was like, "Hands up if you're NOT an overweight lonely internet loser who writes buttrape fan fiction."
me: "Got any fags in the audience? Shout out, brother. Daddy needs BACKUP." Silence.
William: hhahaha
me: They were like, "How DARE YOU. My cousin's sister WORKS with a gay guy!"
me: Okay, well he better get his ass on the internet because you are making him look BAD.
me: "Calling us 'hysterical women' is misogynist! I will not longer be illegally downloading his television shows! I am an ACTIVIST!"
me: Um, STOP BEING HYSTERICAL and then people won't LAUGH at you. It's not because you're a woman, it's because you're a retard who desperately needs friends that aren't in the TV or on the internet.
me: "I resent the implication that everyone having this hissy fit is a straight woman who writes fan fiction."
me: "If you are NOT a straight woman who writes fan fiction, again, raise your hand."
me: The entire internet is like, "I can't do that. BUT I AM VERY OFFENDED BY SOMETHING."
me: Guess I shouldn't have drunk half a bottle of champagne. I'm going to take a shower and hopefully stay off the internet.