How to not persuade people of things #136: Tell them the future thinks they're being gay.
I GOT A PROBLEM WITH TERMINATOR SALIVATION I'M LIKE PAVLOV'S DOG OVER HERE
he: okay let's make a date
he: can you wait till monday to see the movie?
NO. I can wait TWO HOURS to see the movie. So wrap it up.
he: I got three hours of sleep last night. I'm not good for much of anything today
John Connor needs you. John Connor doesn't wanna hear about no three hours sleep.
he: I know. John Connor hasn't slept since Skynet
John Connor knows that Robots Don't Sleep at all. They're robots. So you're three hours more of a pussy than robots. Those three hours matter. Thanks for killing America, Will.
he: I know, I know. tomorrow maybe?
No. The future called. This is John Connor talking to you: "Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you sleeping right through it? Ah-da-da-dah, like this, with your cats. What the fuck is it with you? What don't you fucking understand? You got any fucking idea about, hey, it's fucking distracting having somebody sleeping in the middle of the fucking war against the killer robots? Give me a fucking answer! What don't you get about it?"
he: I was sleepy!
John Connor says, "Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was fucking good, because it's useless now, isn't it? Fuck's sake man, you're amateur. McG, you got fucking something to say to this prick?"
And McG just shakes his head and looks at you.
And he's dead, because now it's the future. McG is dead because you couldn't pull it together.
he: but I have to reconsider all my prejudices about metal because now the new terminator movie is battlestar
I think it's going to be more like Funniest Home Videos.
"This robot was playing the piano and then got hit in the nards!" Awwww. "This robot tried to sleep on the people bed and use the people toilet. This robot pretended to play violin!" Awww. "Robots! They think they're people!" Awwww.
he: okay let's make a date
he: can you wait till monday to see the movie?
NO. I can wait TWO HOURS to see the movie. So wrap it up.
he: I got three hours of sleep last night. I'm not good for much of anything today
John Connor needs you. John Connor doesn't wanna hear about no three hours sleep.
he: I know. John Connor hasn't slept since Skynet
John Connor knows that Robots Don't Sleep at all. They're robots. So you're three hours more of a pussy than robots. Those three hours matter. Thanks for killing America, Will.
he: I know, I know. tomorrow maybe?
No. The future called. This is John Connor talking to you: "Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you sleeping right through it? Ah-da-da-dah, like this, with your cats. What the fuck is it with you? What don't you fucking understand? You got any fucking idea about, hey, it's fucking distracting having somebody sleeping in the middle of the fucking war against the killer robots? Give me a fucking answer! What don't you get about it?"
he: I was sleepy!
John Connor says, "Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was fucking good, because it's useless now, isn't it? Fuck's sake man, you're amateur. McG, you got fucking something to say to this prick?"
And McG just shakes his head and looks at you.
And he's dead, because now it's the future. McG is dead because you couldn't pull it together.
he: but I have to reconsider all my prejudices about metal because now the new terminator movie is battlestar
I think it's going to be more like Funniest Home Videos.
"This robot was playing the piano and then got hit in the nards!" Awwww. "This robot tried to sleep on the people bed and use the people toilet. This robot pretended to play violin!" Awww. "Robots! They think they're people!" Awwww.