13 SEPTEMBER.

[mosthandsome]

BORED. HELP.

At least I don't have DETENTION. Suckers.

How do you lot find so much to write about ALL THE TIME? Don't you have anything better to do? No? I'm not surprised.

Comments

[verydemanding]

You're too young and immature to understand, Cornfoot. Once you start to age a little, you'll have much more to write about.

[mosthandsome]

Wouldn't I write more if I'm really young and immature? Because I wouldn't understand that NO ONE CARES about what I have to say? It's like my brother, he tells me all sorts of things I don't care about because he's too young to get it. SEE?

[verydemanding]

I don't see, young Cornfoot. You're nothing but a little sixth year. I'm not surprised you don't understand.

[mosthandsome]

Are you as dense are you are ugly??? You weren't a sixth year very long ago. There is NOT that much of a difference between the two.

[verydemanding]

First of all, I'm not ugly. Second of all, there many who find me immensely attractive. Many! Third of all, I'm not dense. Fourth of all, I am far more mature than you will ever be. You have to trust me on this.

[mosthandsome]

First, you are. Second, I'd like to know who. Third, you are. Fourth, I need some proof before I can trust you.

[verydemanding]

Firstly, you must be mistaking me for someone else. Secondly, there are far too many people for me to list. Edward, Chloe, Saraswati, Christopher, Nicholas -- basically everyone in Slytherin! Thirdly, I am not. Fourthly, you need to have a little faith in people.

[buttonholed]

Please cross my name off that list.

[rathereffable]

I'm offended that you think my taste in women is that ghastly -- Why am I listed first?

[mosthandsome]

First, no, I am not. Second, considering the comments left by Nicholas and Edward, I am led to believe that you are full of shite. Third, you are. Fourth, perhaps you should not make unfounded claims, HMM? Besides, why in the world would I have faith in someone who called me immature? PLEASE. GIVE ME A BREAK.

[verydemanding]

You're immature because of your age. You're only a sixth year, after all.

[mosthandsome]

You are not that much older, AND you were a sixth year not too long ago. One summer does NOT a mature woman make.