After reading recent issues of The Prophet, I am beginning to think I'm far too qualified to work at the Ministry. I know they will be tearing down my door after I leave school and head forward into the adult world, and I don't know if I will have the heart to turn them down. What a dilemma.

If I worked at the Ministry, that awful murderer would ( Read more... )

Oh dear. I knew this would eventually happen!

It's really sad that he's dead and all that, but did Professor Brun really have to wake us up to tell us that? It's a Sunday, for crying out loud. I NEED my beauty rest.

My goodness! I really wonder what Zara Quince is like in person. From her photographs, you can tell she's a very beautiful woman. Absolutely gorgeous in every way imaginable. A carbon-copy of myself, in some ways. Curvaceous, sassy and incredibly confident. She is definitely my role model, and from reading about all the things she's accomplished, ( Read more... )

Silly Chloe! Listen up, Hogwarts. That little rumour about the second dead family IS true, except it wasn't a dachshund they found. It was a kitten and their two tawny owls -- owls they've had in their family for years. Devastating, isn't it? Trust me. You have to trust me. They were rich, so of course their relatives possessed enough power to shut ( Read more... )

Oh. Goodness. My goodness. Catch me -- I'm falling! I never could have anticipated this. I'm going to go get ready.

( Hexed private to myself and only me! )

I absolutely love being in Slytherin. The other houses are hellish compared to the Slytherin house! We have the best Quidditch team, the best prefects -- and Christopher has supremacy over every misbehaving student in the school. While it does get a little chilly down here (down there, too! Someone should warm me up!), I can't think of anywhere ( Read more... )

Well! Well! Well! It seems I've missed a lot, now, haven't I? Not a problem. I haven't been able to write very much due to a few hand injuries I procured over the summer holiday, but it feels a lot less numb now. Guess I'll have to find another hobby, if you catch my meaning! Sorry to disappoint readers of the male persuasion ( Read more... )

( Not very pretty. )