Snow day. Best two word sentence I've heard in a fairly long time (not including ‘tequila time’ but that is a very different story). You would have thought us hardy northerners would have gotten the hang of the whole its-cold-so-it-snows thing... but no. The whole world has pretty much stopped. But in amongst all the angry allotment men shovelling ( Read more... )

Found this when I was cleaning out the old comfluper:

There was a girl called Mary Moo

Who loved to suck and munch on glue.

Her mum and dad, they did worry

And took her to hospital in a hurry.

The doctors said ‘Die she might’

It gave the parents quite a fright.

Soon she ate another stick

And she became very sick.

One day about 3 months later

She went and ( Read more... )

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Title: Run Jeremy!
Timeline: Its not series-specific but its more of series1/2
Summary: One-ff Crack!fic
Rating: PG-13 for language

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I came home from college with the intention to write my next chapter, I got a nice mug of earl grey, put my feet up and opened up a lovely new document in word. This would be the part where my grandmother makes her enterance and procedes to sit right next to me rather than in any of the the three other (and probably more compfortsable) seats. She ( Read more... )