Stop! Meme-time!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I donated bone marrow to au_murph in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I gave forgeisasaint a kidney (1000 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I put gum in co_kingofpranks's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (512 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!
Sincerely,
most_amazing
Seriously? That's kind of brilliant.