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I just wanted to put this conversation down somewhere so I didn't lose it.
Mossturbation23: if god really loved me, they would make a Snakes on a Plane FPS
Sacchoris: fucking snake...get off my dick
Mossturbation23: haha yes
Mossturbation23: you've got the Tazer to start off with
Mossturbation23: a knife
Mossturbation23: you can pick up a harpoon gun
Mossturbation23: um one of those broken bottles on a stick dealies
Mossturbation23: the hair spray/flame thrower
Sacchoris: the yellow snake, you can tame him and use him as a fanged whip
Mossturbation23: don't tease
Mossturbation23: that would be so awesome and it's never going to happen
Mossturbation23: oh you could carry around a microwave and toss snakes in
Sacchoris: the "gay" guy and the latina woman are healing items
Mossturbation23: oh and also a bag of puppies you can throw to distract the snakes
Sacchoris: what if you got to play as a snake, too? it would be like (illegal)Alien versus (reptilian)Predator
Mossturbation23: oh with patented Snake Vision
Sacchoris: ((green))
Mossturbation23: and a side mission with a shoot-out at the illegal snake ranch
Mossturbation23: in the same vein as Area 51
Sacchoris: HELLS yes!
Sacchoris: it'll be like perfect dark
Sacchoris: maybe a bonus mission to be the thugs that kill the prosecutor in Hawai'i
Sacchoris: and surfing minigams
Sacchoris: and games
Sacchoris: but mostly gams
Mossturbation23: unlockable content, perfect
That is all. Um, expect a real update in the next few days as I prepare for the big move.
Mossturbation23: if god really loved me, they would make a Snakes on a Plane FPS
Sacchoris: fucking snake...get off my dick
Mossturbation23: haha yes
Mossturbation23: you've got the Tazer to start off with
Mossturbation23: a knife
Mossturbation23: you can pick up a harpoon gun
Mossturbation23: um one of those broken bottles on a stick dealies
Mossturbation23: the hair spray/flame thrower
Sacchoris: the yellow snake, you can tame him and use him as a fanged whip
Mossturbation23: don't tease
Mossturbation23: that would be so awesome and it's never going to happen
Mossturbation23: oh you could carry around a microwave and toss snakes in
Sacchoris: the "gay" guy and the latina woman are healing items
Mossturbation23: oh and also a bag of puppies you can throw to distract the snakes
Sacchoris: what if you got to play as a snake, too? it would be like (illegal)Alien versus (reptilian)Predator
Mossturbation23: oh with patented Snake Vision
Sacchoris: ((green))
Mossturbation23: and a side mission with a shoot-out at the illegal snake ranch
Mossturbation23: in the same vein as Area 51
Sacchoris: HELLS yes!
Sacchoris: it'll be like perfect dark
Sacchoris: maybe a bonus mission to be the thugs that kill the prosecutor in Hawai'i
Sacchoris: and surfing minigams
Sacchoris: and games
Sacchoris: but mostly gams
Mossturbation23: unlockable content, perfect
That is all. Um, expect a real update in the next few days as I prepare for the big move.