Your work order has been assigned to Jesus.

[mosca]

I was not going to post tonight, seeing as I am headachey, but annavtree bribed me. Why? Well, hafital linked to a news story about a pony that got drunk on fallen apples and fell in a swimming pool (click through, it's funnier in the details), and I showed Anna, and she laughed because it is a news item about a drunken pony. And I told her that in my secret tinhat brain, Ben emails Johnny these things at 3 AM with the subject line "DRUNK PONY!!!!!!" and Johnny is like, "Oh my God, shut up with your drunk ponies" but loves him anyway.

I have finished writing the Gossip Girl slash I don't admit I wrote. 17 pages longhand in a notebook. Tomorrow I transcribe!

In conclusion, CONGRATULATIONS, JUDY NOODLES! Stunning collection. Now I want petals on all my clothes.