Fic Index.
I have been needing to do this for a long time, what with the over a hundred stories in over 40 fandoms. This is a list of stories that are currently available somewhere in this LJ, or for which there is a very permanent offsite link. My website went down for good a couple of years ago; I am veeeery gradually restoring fic that was only available there.
Stories are organized alphabetically by fandom; alphabetically by primary pairing or character (usually by first name); and in ascending order by posting date. Crossovers are listed under both fandoms. I've also included word counts, MPAA ratings, and summaries for your browsing convenience.
Actor RPF
I'm Actual
Chad Michael Murray/Evan Lysacek (crossover with figure skating RPF)
2006
969 words
R for sexual content and language
Evan meets a guy at a party in L.A. He might be famous.
American Idol RPF
Come Clean (All Around Me)
Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
2009
2,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Kris helps Adam take his makeup off, and then some.
Got to Let It Show
Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
2009
3,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Kris comes out of the closet; Adam holds the door open.
Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes
Adam Lambert/Jakob Karr (So You Think You Can Dance x-over)
2009
1,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and irresponsible drinking
Adam gives Jakob some tips on coming in second.
Passage
Adam Lambert/Mal Reynolds (Firefly x-over)
2010
2,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and violent imagery
It's not payment for the trip off this crappy moon and out of this crappy cabaret - it's because the captain's cute.
This Is Awkward
Kris Allen/Jeremy Abbott (figure skating x-over)
2010
2,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Jeremy has the most humiliating rock-star crush on Kris Allen. The feeling is mutual.
The Authority
The Thing With Feathers
Angie/Shen
2010
1,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Shen is molting, and Angie wants company.
Big Brother RPF
Postgame Strategy
James/Chelsia/Joshuah (BB9)
2008
1,300 words
NC-17 for sex and language
James is pants-free. Josh is sobriety-free. Chelsia is jealousy-free.
Use Somebody
Michele/Lydia (BB11)
2009
1,000 words
NC-17 for sex and scheming
Lydia tries to exchange sexual favors for an alliance. Michele lets her try.
Big Love
Outings
Sarah/Heather
2006
1,300 words
R for sexual content and mature content
Sarah's been planning her escape for a long time. This is part of the plan. No, really.
Bones
All You Need Are Eyes Tonight
Seeley Booth/Jack Harkness (crossover with Torchwood)
2009
1,600 words
PG-13 for sexual content
Seeley Booth makes a choice. For science.
Buffyverse
While the Women Came and Went
original characters
2003
2,270 words
PG-13 for mature content and violence
There was another war going on.
Some Were Born to Sing the Blues
Angel/Oz
2006
1,800 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and mature content
Angel keeps the Ring of Amarra, and Oz keeps it safe.
Shelter
Angel/Wesley
2001
6,721 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Variations on a Bob Dylan song.
Joining the World of Missing Persons
Anya/Tara
2,022 words
R for sexual content
It was the same every morning, but it was always exactly what she wanted.
Collectible As We All Are
Buffy and Miki Ando (crossover with figure skating RPF)
2007
2,500 words
PG-13 for violence and language
The one where Miki is a slayer, and Buffy has to go find her and catch her up on the job description.
Earlier (Retrospect Remix)
Buffy/Faith, Faith/Dawn
2003
1,702 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, violence, and language
All good slayers go to Heaven.
Joy Is the Voice
Buffy/Willow
2003
2,441 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and mature content
Willow recovers at home.
They Make Solitude and Call It Peace
Buffy/Willow
2005
1,865 words
PG-13
Ten years later, Buffy comes back to California.
Eating Out
Cordelia/Willow
2001
6,436 words
NC-17 for explict sex
Sometimes you have to rule things out in order to know what it is you want.
The Girl in the High Castle
Fred gen
2005
3,136 words
PG-13 for mature content
It's only a little bit the end of the world.
Cowgirl, Take Me Away
Fred/Harmony
2004
1,000 words
R
The Dixie Chicks didn't make Fred gay.
The Empress of Ice Cream
Fred/Harmony, Harmony/Spike
2005
1,340 words
R
Old vampires don't get wiser, but they get minions anyway.
Socorro
Fred/Harmony
2005
3,074 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and mature content
Harmony rescues Fred, and then things go all Thelma and Louise.
Of Awkwardness
Giles and Anya
2005
1,300 words
PG
Anya wanted to "hang out."
That Teenage Feeling
Rupert Giles/Remus Lupin (crossover with Harry Potter)
2006
4,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Two Englishmen meet in a strange city, share a drink, and cast several spells.
The Province of the Brave
Gunn gen
2006
2,800 words
PG-13 for violence, language, and disturbing imagery
In which several versions of Gunn survive the last battle.
Closer to God
Lilah/Anya
2007
1,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and mature content
Lilah's living the dream and dreaming she's dead.
A Far Better Fate Than Wisdom
Wesley/Gunn
2003
4,044 words
NC-17 for violence and explicit sex
Wes and Gunn find each other in the night.
The Last Man in Los Angeles
Wesley/Gunn
2007
800 words
PG-13 for sexual content
In Caritas, Wesley and Gunn play board games and wait for the world to stop ending.
To Be Continued
Wesley/Gunn
2007
3,000 words
R for sexual content, violence, and mature content
Once Wesley's resigned himself to dying, it begins to look like the easy way out.
Standard Perpetuity
Wesley/Lilah
2003
2,194 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
The dead don't sleep.
More Life, and More Abundantly
Willow/Fred
2008
950 words
PG-13 for disturbing imagery
Willow dreams about Illyria. And Fred. And mudslides.
The Power and the Other Thing
Willow/Tara, Willow/Glory, Lilah
2004
15,000 words
NC-17 for sex and violence
In the Wishverse, all the destinies are different, and Willow's still got one.
Chasing Amy
The Sound of Wires Crossing
Holden/Banky
2005
2,000 words
R for language and sexual content
In which Banky Edwards discovers the joys of gay sex and doesn't really get over Holden.
Dead Like Me
When Your High Horse Dies
Daisy/Roxie, Kiffany
2005
1,355 words
PG-13 for sexual content
Daisy seduces Roxie. Kiffany doesn't get involved.
E.R.
Save It for a Rainy Day
Abby Lockhart/Neela Rasgotra
2003
1,914 words
R for sexual content
Neela's never kissed back.
A Thousand Saturday Nights
Kerry Weaver/Elizabeth Corday
2003
3,009 words
PG
The Hanukkah episode.
The Straight Girl
Kerry Weaver/Elizabeth Corday
2003
3,614 words
PG-13 for sexual content and language
Kerry's friends are more afraid of Kerry's new girlfriend than Kerry's new girlfriend is afraid of them.
Gigantic Transatlantic Phone Call
Kerry Weaver/Elizabeth Corday
2003
2,119 words
They say it runs in families.
Underneath
Kerry Weaver/John Carter
2002
1,500 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
The summer of 1999 was one of the hottest on record. Carter was living in Weaver's basement.
Still Around the Morning After
Kerry Weaver/Susan Lewis
2002
about 20,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and mature content
Weaver finds a use for Friday nights; Lewis spends quality time with redheads; Greene sails away; and everyone knows everything.
Twenty-Seven Words for Tears
Kerry Weaver/Susan Lewis
2003
5,327 words
R for mature content and sexual content
Loss. Motherhood. Remodeling. Love. Things that are yellow.
Farscape
No Easy Way Down
John Crichton/Aeryn Sun
2003
2,276 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Crichton and Aeryn have interface compatibility issues.
The Cultivated Mind
Pilot/Aeryn Sun
2003
1,729 words
PG-13
Pilot never dreamed he'd have to get to know them.
Figure skating RPF
Thieves in the Night
Adam Rippon/Florent Amodio
2010
1,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
A lonely boy in Latvia finds compassion in Canada.
Sold You Back Your Outrage
Ben Agosto gen
2007
1,000 words
R for language and mature content
This is the first time in Ben's life that he hasn't returned Tanith's calls.
Daring Adventures for Boys
Ben Agosto/Jeremy Abbott
2008
2,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
The Colorado backwoods abound with bears, elk, mountain lions, and men's singles skaters. Use caution and stay on the trail.
Dress You Up
Ben Agosto/Charlie White
2008
2,500 words
R for sexual content and mature content
Charlie takes one for the team and represents the United States in the annual post-Worlds drag competition.
Sugar
Brian Joubert/Johnny Weir, Brian/Tanith Belbin, Ben Agosto/Charlie White, Tanith/Evan Lysacek, Johnny/Meryl Davis
2007
12,300 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
There is a cure for everything, and he is a sexually ambiguous Frenchman.
Centuries Before Love and War
Brian Joubert/Johnny Weir
2009
1,800 words
R for sexual content and underage drinking
The first night with someone you'll know for the rest of your life.
Me in Honey
Brian Joubert/Stephane Lambiel
2008
1,000 words
PG-13 for mature content
Why did Brian do so poorly at Euros? Traumatic abortion. Obviously.
The Vodka Fairies Sing Songs of Love
Charlie White/Jeremy Abbott
2009
3,500 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and irresponsible drinking
How many times can you hook up with Charlie before he turns into your boyfriend?
Dessert of Champions
Charlie White/Jeremy Abbott
2009
1,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Jeremy Abbott has a can full of whipped cream and a heart full of evil.
Graffiti on Your Body
Charlie White/Jeremy Abbott
2009
1,400 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Jeremy's new tattoo has nothing to do with Charlie.
Tiebreaker
Charlie White/Jeremy Abbott/Johnny Weir
2009
1,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
How to make an American sandwich with ice dancer filling.
Call It Whatever You Want
Charlie White/Trevor Young, Charlie/Tanith Belbin, Charlie/Trevor/Alex Shibutani/Evan Bates
2010
1,700 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
One of the rules of Animal House is, if a housemate wins a competition, that housemate has earned a blow job.
Another Modern Swinger
Emanuel Sandhu/the entire figure skating community
2006
8,000 words
R for sexual content, mature content, and language
Five people that Emanuel Sandhu probably had sex with.
I'm Actual
Evan Lysacek/Chad Michael Murray (crossover with actor RPF)
2006
969 words
R for sexual content and language
Evan meets a guy at a party in L.A. He might be famous.
How to Tell That Jeff Is Upset About Losing Four Continents (A Guide For Boyfriends)
Jeffrey Buttle/Christopher Mabee
2007
850 words
PG-13 for language and sexual content
Only you can bring Jeff out of his silver-medal funk.
Five Ways Johnny Wins in the End
Johnny Weir gen
2007
1,200 words
PG-13 for language and sexual content
You've got to believe it'll all balance out in the end.
Hearts Beat Time Out
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto, Tanith Belbin, Irina Slutskaya
2006
38,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, mature content, and language
Two artist-athletes, too talented to be normal but not too gay to function, have sex, fall in love, recover from injuries both physical and emotional, make unsustainable promises, spend their endorsement checks on noodles and fashion, go on tour, deal with being almost famous, and learn a thing or two about women, not necessarily in that order. There might also be some skating.
You Will Eat Cake
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto
2006
15,500 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, mature content, and language
Ben's quarterlife crisis leads to experimentation, among other changes.
No More Than Reason
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto, Tanith Belbin
2006
14,000 words
R for sexual content and language
The men's skater who successfully seduces Ben Agosto gets $400 and bragging rights. Johnny can't figure out why he's so intent on winning.
The Insomniac's Love Song
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto
2007
1,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
When Johnny can't sleep, Ben doesn't, either.
Stray
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto
2007
1,600 words
R for sexual content and language
Johnny's not going to turn Ben down or anything, but an explanation would be nice.
Reverse Psychology
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto, Tanith Belbin/Evan Lysacek, Tanith/Alexander Uspenski
2007
2,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Ben can't escape the fact that he owes Johnny a blow job.
Someone You'd Be Good At
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto, Stephane Lambiel/Antonio Najarro
2008
7,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
Things to do before Christmas: banish your demons, learn to be nicer, hug a puppy, fall in love.
The Advancement of Learning
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto, Galina Zmievskaya, Stephane Lambiel
2008
2,700 words
R for sexual content and language
Twenty-five things Galina knows about her students.
Unceasing Scrutiny and Rapturous Adoration
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto
2008
1,850 words
PG-13 for mature content
The Cubs might win their division, and Ben might fall for Johnny.
Bring It on Home to Me
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto
1009
1,050 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Johnny is wasting away watching soap operas and waiting for Ben to come home.
Don't Stand Still
Johnny Weir/Denis Petukhov, Johnny/Denis/Melissa Gregory
2008
1,400 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Denis appreciates Johnny for more than his costume design talents.
Between You and Your Ambition
Johnny Weir/Evan Lysacek
2006
1,850 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Johnny keeps his promise to show Evan a good, clean time on his 21st birthday.
Tonight You're Gonna Go Down in Flames
Johnny Weir/Ryan Bradley, Tanith Belbin/Charlie White
2010
17,700 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
Johnny and Ryan play video games. And other games.
We Are Ugly, But We Have the Music
Johnny Weir/Santino Rice (crossover with Project Runway RPF)
2007
2,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
A male figure skater and a former reality TV star walk into a bar.
Comme fanent les roses
Johnny Weir/Stephane Lambiel
2010
1,700 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
Now that they're done losing, Stéphane and Johnny can pick up where they left off.
If we don't sleep it's because we're waiting for dawn
Johnny Weir/Stéphane Lambiel
2010
3,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Taking Johnny on vacation is hard work.
(This Time, Baby, I'll Be) Bulletproof
Johnny Weir/Stephane Lambiel, Ryan Bradley/Evan Bates, Tanith Belbin/Brooke Castile, Mirai Nagasu/Denis Ten, Charlie White/Jeremy Abbott
2010
4,500 words
PG-13 for language and adult themes
The teleporting wonder takes the invisible kid on an international gay sex tour; Frank puts the Pink Pirate in charge of Los Angeles; the Steel Swan uses his robot suit to pay a booty call; Blonde Ambition's final ride brings her home; and the Mighty Samson field tests his armor.
Right-Hand Woman
Meryl Davis and Jeremy Abbott
2010
1,100 words
PG-13 for adult content and language
Meryl has a pretty dress, two national titles, and some high-maintenance friends.
The Circle of Acceptable Women
Meryl Davis/Tanith Belbin, Meryl/f
2010
4,900 words
R for sexual content
Meryl will always be in love with Tanith. Someday, Tanith will catch up.
Collectible As We All Are
Miki Ando and Buffy Summers (crossover with Buffyverse)
2007
2,500 words
PG-13 for violence and language
The one where Miki is a slayer, and Buffy has to go find her and catch her up on the job description.
With You Someone New
Oksana Domnina and Johnny Weir
2008
1,200 words
PG-13 for mature content
A night out with ghosts.
Roman Holiday
Ryan Bradley/Evan Bates
2010
4,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Every figure skater wants to be Audrey Hepburn, even Ryan Bradley.
The Truth About What's Pretty
Stephane Lambiel/Evan Lysacek
2006
7,500 words
NC-17
R for sexual content and language
Stéphane's list of people he would do right now is mostly just Evan.
Do It Yourself (The En terre étrangère Remix)
Stephane Lambiel/Evan Lysacek
2007
1,800 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, irresponsible alcohol use, and language
Everything's a competition, and Evan's toughest competitor is himself.
Just a Kiss Away
Tanith Belbin/Brooke Castile
2007
1,200 words
PG-13 for sexual content and mature content
Brooke knows what to get Tanith for her birthday.
The Next Communist Revolution
Tanith Belbin/Brooke Castile, Tanith/Johnny Weir, Ben Agosto/Charlie White, Meryl Davis/Alissa Czisny, Mirai Nagasu/Keauna McLaughlin
2008
11,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, disturbing imagery, and language
The crazy gay sex curse is scary, but the cure might be scarier.
After all the boys and all the girls that we've been through
Tanith Belbin/Charlie White, Tanith/Johnny Weir, Charlie/Johnny
2010
3,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
If you've slept with both halves of the couple and they both still count you as a friend, you're automatically a bridesmaid.
All Dolled-Up in Straps
Tanith Belbin/Charlie White
2011
1,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Tanith loves Charlie for more than his fuckable ass.
All of the Other Reindeer
Yuzuru Hanyu & Takahiko Kozuka
2010
1,250 words
PG-13 for language and mature subject matter
All Yuzuru wants for Christmas is a senior national title. And attention.
Firefly
Indelicate
Jayne/River
2004
1,796 words
NC-17 for explicit non-consensual sex
No one would believe he hadn't forced her.
Souvenirs
Kaylee/Inara
2005
1,500 words
PG
An exchange of gifts.
Seven Meditations on Problems of Cognition
Kaylee/River, Simon
2006
1,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and disturbing imagery
River observes some inconsistent patterns of imagery.
The Light That Seeks Her Out
Kaylee/River
2006
700 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
The point of hide and seek is being found.
Passage
Mal/Adam Lambert (American Idol x-over)
2010
2,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and violent imagery
It's not payment for the trip off this crappy moon and out of this crappy cabaret - it's because the captain's cute.
Like Describing the Alphabet
Mal/Jayne
2004
40,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and mature content
In which Mal unbuilds some walls; Jayne learns to kiss on the mouth; and nobody gets left behind.
Camp as a Row of Little Pink Tents
Mal/Jayne
2005
9,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, mature content, and language
It's the biggest sly festival on the Rim, and Mal and Jayne have some drugs to smuggle.
Shone a Light and Called It a Star
Mal/Jayne
2006
5,300 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and mature content
Jayne's mind ain't been settled since they left Miranda, and this thing with Mal ain't helping matters.
A Fight of Some Kind
Mal/Jayne
2007
800 words
R for sexual content and language
When Mal gets angry, Jayne gets laid.
Stupidity Tries
Mal/Kaylee/Inara
2004
1,824 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and irresponsible alcohol use
Down in the bunks, there's a free show most every night.
From the Hip
Mal/Simon
2004
6,308 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
A few things that Simon can do with his hands.
Cold Comforts (The Wish I Never Saw the Sunshine Remix)
Simon and River
2005
1,375 words
PG-13 for mature content
The daily medication ritual: Simon remembers.
Xi Ji Ba Yuan
Simon Tam/Julian Bashir (crossover with Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
2006
2,600 words
NC-17 for language and explicit sex
Simon teaches Julian to swear like a pirate.
Different for Girls
Zoe/Wash, Kaylee
2004
1,771 words
R for language and mature content
Zoe teaches Kaylee how to tie stronger knots.
Something in Leather
Zoe/Wash, Mal
2005
2,270 words
R for sexual content and language
Wash has a thing for leather. And for Zoe. And for Zoe in leather.
It Breaks Like the Weather
Zoe/Wash, River
2005
1,152 words
PG-13 for sexual and mature content
The second anniversary is always the hardest.
Pushing Buttons, Telling Lies
Zoe/Wash, Mal/Jayne
2006
1,100 words
PG-13
Wash is, among other things, an honest man and a valuable member of the crew.
Freaks and Geeks
Funny
Lindsay/Kim, Neal
2004
1,600 words
PG-13
They do it in the back of Kim Kelly's Gremlin, and Neal watches.
Those Creatures Jumped the Barricades
Lindsay/Kim
2007
1,700 words
PG-13 for language and sexual content
At least three good reasons to go to your tenth high school reunion.
Gattaca
A Space to Live In
Jerome/Vincent
2009
2,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, drinking and drug use, and graphic descriptions of disability-related pain
Vincent, getting his legs stretched, is not used to being cared for; Jerome is not used to caring.
Gilmore Girls
To a Daydream Believer and a Homecoming Queen
Dean/Lorelai
2003
1,000 words
R for sexual content
Dean knows it might be wrong, but he's in love with Rory's mom.
Suggestions (And Mallomars)
Rory/Paris
2004
3,282 words
R for sexual content
Identity, chocolate, mother-daughter relations, and the importance of voting: scenes from the first 90 days.
The Power of Myth
Rory/Paris
2005
2,800 words
PG-13 for language and mature content
Dateline: Washington, DC, January 2012. 50 awesomely improbable moments in the future of Paris Geller.
Imprimatur
Rory/Paris
2006
1,100 words
PG
They're sharing a room now, so they really ought to rent out the spare.
Ballroom Suite for Intellectuals
Rory/Paris
2006
1,700 words
PG
A final exam in P. E. is a ridiculous concept, but you still have to learn to tango.
The Good Wife
How to Fall in Love Completely and Never Be Found
Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma
2010
3,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex; warning for adultery
Alicia is having an affair, she isn't breaking it off, and she isn't leaving Peter.
Gossip Girl
The Smart Make Something Out of It
Blair Waldorf and Dan Humphrey
2008
1,600 words
PG-13
Blair comes out of retirement for one last act of social destruction.
Do Right, But Not Right Now
Chuck Bass/Dan Humphrey
2008
6,800 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, drug use, and language
How to seduce Chuck Bass, raise your GPA, and become a writer in under five days.
Gossip Girl RPF
the walls were like paper and my eyes could not close
Blake Lively/Leighton Meester
2009
1,600 words
R for sexual content and egregious smoking
Leighton helps Blake put away the cigarettes and go to bed.
And we could hold hands like paper dolls
Blake Lively/Leighton Meester
2010
1,285 words
R for sexual content
Scenes from a backstage romance.
Greek
Do You Get Me Now
Ashleigh/f, Cal/m, Ashleigh/Casey
2010
2,700 words
R for sexual content
The Rainbow Alliance Charity Drag ball isn't Ashleigh's usual Saturday night - and that might be the best possible thing.
Grey's Anatomy
Streetlights Deliriously Flicker
Miranda Bailey/Izzie Stevens
2005
1,008 words
PG-13
Izzie has secrets. And boundaries. And moral standards.
Harry Potter
Family Secrets (The Righteous Anger Remix)
Molly Weasley/Lucius Malfoy
2003
860 words
R for mature content and implied non-consensual sex
Molly remembers everything now.
That Teenage Feeling
Remus Lupin/Rupert Giles (crossover with Buffyverse)
2006
4,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Two Englishmen meet in a strange city, share a drink, and cast several spells.
Heroes
The Burning Keeps Me Alive
Claire/Elle
2008
1,300 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, violence, and language
Compassion lessons in what's left of America's heartland.
Traces
Hiro/Ando
2007
1,000 words
PG
On the road to New York, Hiro practices.
Ice Princess
Landed (With Strings)
Gen/Casey
2006
2,400 words
NC-17 for sexual content (all characters are over 18)
Casey skates at Nationals, Gen goes to college, and they manage to meet in the middle.
Judging Amy
Goodnight You Moonlight Ladies
Peter gen
2003
1,855 words
PG-13
Peter still has to name the baby.
Make It or Break It
Eternal Return
Payson Keeler/Sasha Belov
2011
2,869 words
R
Sasha is twice Payson's age, but eventually the mathematics of their lives will resolve that.
The Mentalist
Compels Us Past Devils
Patrick Jane/Kimball Cho
2010
1,658 words
PG
Jane gets a confession out of Cho.
My So-Called Life
You Can Get Most Anything You Want
Sharon, Rayanne, and Angela gen
2008
2,484 words
PG-13
One mix tape, a bag of lollipops, and a car that is mostly Sharon's.
The Philadelphia Story
With the Poor and Nosy
C.K. Dexter Haven/Tracy Lord, Macaulay Connor
2008
1,324 words
PG
There is an interloper in C. K. Dexter Haven's gazebo. Rumor has it, he's writing a novel.
Project Runway RPF
We Are Ugly, But We Have the Music
Santino Rice/Johnny Weir (crossover with Figure skating RPF)
2007
2,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
A male figure skater and a former reality TV star walk into a bar.
Revenge
Genius Loci
Nolan Ross/Jack Porter, The Amanda (the boat)
2012
2,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and irresponsible drinking
The Amanda looks after her two drunken sailors.
A Puppy and a Blowtorch
Emily Thorne/Amanda Clarke
2012
900 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Even Emily's household errands hold an ulterior motive.
Saved!
We Are Nowhere, And It's Now
Mary, Roland/Cassandra
2005
1,744 words
PG-13 for mature content and language
Graduating from high school is like being born again: the person you were before doesn't count now, except to the people who knew you then.
So You Think You Can Dance RPF
Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes
Adam Lambert/Jakob Karr (American Idol x-over)
2009
1,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and irresponsible drinking
Adam gives Jakob some tips on coming in second.
Sports Night
To Casey, On His Thirty-Fifth Birthday
Dan/Casey
2003
1,150 words
PG
Danny's first draft.
Headed to the Dance
Dan/Casey
2007
2,500 words
R for sexual content
Every time George Mason University wins another tournament game, an angel gets its wings.
Imaginary Husbands of the African Savanna
Dana and Sally
2006
1,050 words
PG
Joe Crede of the Chicago White Sox might not, in fact, be the only man for Dana.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Parallel Evolution
Elim Garak/Julian Bashir, Jadzia Dax/Worf, Leeta/Rom
2011
2,700 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, including pain play, gender play, and voyeurism
Seven ways nature solves the paradox of high-level sentience and the reproductive instinct. Or doesn't.
Xi Ji Ba Yuan
Julian Bashir/Simon Tam (crossover with Firefly)
2006
2,600 words
NC-17 for language and explicit sex
Simon teaches Julian to swear like a pirate.
A Five-Point Tour of the Alpha Quadrant
Miles O'Brien/Julian Bashir, Miles O'Brien/Kira Nerys
2003
1,463 words
R for sexual and mature content
Five places where O'Brien doesn't live.
The War Report
Odo and Jake Sisko
2004
1,142 words
PG
It's not just a list of names.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Everybody Else's Girl
William Riker/Deanna Troi
2003
1,290 words
PG
Maybe someday she'll be her own.
Survivor RPF
Blindsided
Eliza Orlins/Stephenie LaGrossa
2010
650 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
If the Phillies lose, Stephenie's going down on Eliza. For real this time.
Ponderosa Showmance
Marcus Lehman/Charlie Herschel (Gabon)
2008
4,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Marcus isn't gay, he's just in showmance.
Teen Wolf
Blow Your Mongrel Mind
Scott McCall/Stiles Stilinski
2011
2,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex (underage, with pain play)
Scott's special wolf dick powers are messing with Stiles's head.
Top Chef RPF
We're All Leaving Somewhere for Somewhere
Hung Huynh and Howie Kleinberg
2007
1,300 words
PG for language
What Hung ends up doing with his money and his dream.
Torchwood
All You Need Are Eyes Tonight
Seeley Booth/Jack Harkness (crossover with Bones)
2009
1,600 words
PG-13 for sexual content
Seeley Booth makes a choice. For science.
Veronica Mars
Nobody Wants to Uncover
Logan/Weevil
2005
2,658 words
PG-13 for mature content and language
Six college application essays that Weevil didn't write.
I Would Not Feel So All Alone
Logan/Weevil
2006
1,800 words
PG-13 for language and mature content
There's no such thing as an act of mercy. Not from Logan, anyway.
Race, Class, and Sexual Orientation in Neptune
Logan/Weevil
2006
1,000 words
NC-17 for sexual content and language
Logan has a sociology term paper to write and a guy to go down on.
Warehouse 13
A Pal and a Confidante
Steve Jinks and Claudia Donovan
2011
1,300 words
PG-13
Steve Jinks is alone in the warehouse on a Saturday night with two bags of popcorn, Claudia, and the truth.
Weeds
Swear to G-d
Andy, Shane, and Silas
2005
2,800 words
R for language and mature content
Andy Botwin sort of atones.
You May Be Offended, And You May Be Afraid
Celia/Nancy
2006
1,500 words
PG-13 for mature content
The only people in Agrestic who walk.
Women's Murder Club
We Belong Together Like Sex and Violence
Lindsay/Cindy
2008
1,200 words
PG-13 for sexual content
What kind of sick freak kills a nun? And what kind of sick freak puts the case ahead of her girlfriend?
Maybe Sprout Wings
Lindsay/Jill
2008
5,200 words
PG-13 for language and mature content
Jill is a little too invested in the case of a murdered teenage figure skater -- and a little too invested in Lindsay.
Freedom of Information
Lindsay/Jill
2009
2,500 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and mild violence
A gossip blogger dies for sharing the wrong secrets, but keeping secrets is driving Jill crazy.
Stories are organized alphabetically by fandom; alphabetically by primary pairing or character (usually by first name); and in ascending order by posting date. Crossovers are listed under both fandoms. I've also included word counts, MPAA ratings, and summaries for your browsing convenience.
Actor RPF
I'm Actual
Chad Michael Murray/Evan Lysacek (crossover with figure skating RPF)
2006
969 words
R for sexual content and language
Evan meets a guy at a party in L.A. He might be famous.
American Idol RPF
Come Clean (All Around Me)
Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
2009
2,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Kris helps Adam take his makeup off, and then some.
Got to Let It Show
Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
2009
3,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Kris comes out of the closet; Adam holds the door open.
Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes
Adam Lambert/Jakob Karr (So You Think You Can Dance x-over)
2009
1,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and irresponsible drinking
Adam gives Jakob some tips on coming in second.
Passage
Adam Lambert/Mal Reynolds (Firefly x-over)
2010
2,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and violent imagery
It's not payment for the trip off this crappy moon and out of this crappy cabaret - it's because the captain's cute.
This Is Awkward
Kris Allen/Jeremy Abbott (figure skating x-over)
2010
2,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Jeremy has the most humiliating rock-star crush on Kris Allen. The feeling is mutual.
The Authority
The Thing With Feathers
Angie/Shen
2010
1,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Shen is molting, and Angie wants company.
Big Brother RPF
Postgame Strategy
James/Chelsia/Joshuah (BB9)
2008
1,300 words
NC-17 for sex and language
James is pants-free. Josh is sobriety-free. Chelsia is jealousy-free.
Use Somebody
Michele/Lydia (BB11)
2009
1,000 words
NC-17 for sex and scheming
Lydia tries to exchange sexual favors for an alliance. Michele lets her try.
Big Love
Outings
Sarah/Heather
2006
1,300 words
R for sexual content and mature content
Sarah's been planning her escape for a long time. This is part of the plan. No, really.
Bones
All You Need Are Eyes Tonight
Seeley Booth/Jack Harkness (crossover with Torchwood)
2009
1,600 words
PG-13 for sexual content
Seeley Booth makes a choice. For science.
Buffyverse
While the Women Came and Went
original characters
2003
2,270 words
PG-13 for mature content and violence
There was another war going on.
Some Were Born to Sing the Blues
Angel/Oz
2006
1,800 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and mature content
Angel keeps the Ring of Amarra, and Oz keeps it safe.
Shelter
Angel/Wesley
2001
6,721 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Variations on a Bob Dylan song.
Joining the World of Missing Persons
Anya/Tara
2,022 words
R for sexual content
It was the same every morning, but it was always exactly what she wanted.
Collectible As We All Are
Buffy and Miki Ando (crossover with figure skating RPF)
2007
2,500 words
PG-13 for violence and language
The one where Miki is a slayer, and Buffy has to go find her and catch her up on the job description.
Earlier (Retrospect Remix)
Buffy/Faith, Faith/Dawn
2003
1,702 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, violence, and language
All good slayers go to Heaven.
Joy Is the Voice
Buffy/Willow
2003
2,441 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and mature content
Willow recovers at home.
They Make Solitude and Call It Peace
Buffy/Willow
2005
1,865 words
PG-13
Ten years later, Buffy comes back to California.
Eating Out
Cordelia/Willow
2001
6,436 words
NC-17 for explict sex
Sometimes you have to rule things out in order to know what it is you want.
The Girl in the High Castle
Fred gen
2005
3,136 words
PG-13 for mature content
It's only a little bit the end of the world.
Cowgirl, Take Me Away
Fred/Harmony
2004
1,000 words
R
The Dixie Chicks didn't make Fred gay.
The Empress of Ice Cream
Fred/Harmony, Harmony/Spike
2005
1,340 words
R
Old vampires don't get wiser, but they get minions anyway.
Socorro
Fred/Harmony
2005
3,074 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and mature content
Harmony rescues Fred, and then things go all Thelma and Louise.
Of Awkwardness
Giles and Anya
2005
1,300 words
PG
Anya wanted to "hang out."
That Teenage Feeling
Rupert Giles/Remus Lupin (crossover with Harry Potter)
2006
4,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Two Englishmen meet in a strange city, share a drink, and cast several spells.
The Province of the Brave
Gunn gen
2006
2,800 words
PG-13 for violence, language, and disturbing imagery
In which several versions of Gunn survive the last battle.
Closer to God
Lilah/Anya
2007
1,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and mature content
Lilah's living the dream and dreaming she's dead.
A Far Better Fate Than Wisdom
Wesley/Gunn
2003
4,044 words
NC-17 for violence and explicit sex
Wes and Gunn find each other in the night.
The Last Man in Los Angeles
Wesley/Gunn
2007
800 words
PG-13 for sexual content
In Caritas, Wesley and Gunn play board games and wait for the world to stop ending.
To Be Continued
Wesley/Gunn
2007
3,000 words
R for sexual content, violence, and mature content
Once Wesley's resigned himself to dying, it begins to look like the easy way out.
Standard Perpetuity
Wesley/Lilah
2003
2,194 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
The dead don't sleep.
More Life, and More Abundantly
Willow/Fred
2008
950 words
PG-13 for disturbing imagery
Willow dreams about Illyria. And Fred. And mudslides.
The Power and the Other Thing
Willow/Tara, Willow/Glory, Lilah
2004
15,000 words
NC-17 for sex and violence
In the Wishverse, all the destinies are different, and Willow's still got one.
Chasing Amy
The Sound of Wires Crossing
Holden/Banky
2005
2,000 words
R for language and sexual content
In which Banky Edwards discovers the joys of gay sex and doesn't really get over Holden.
Dead Like Me
When Your High Horse Dies
Daisy/Roxie, Kiffany
2005
1,355 words
PG-13 for sexual content
Daisy seduces Roxie. Kiffany doesn't get involved.
E.R.
Save It for a Rainy Day
Abby Lockhart/Neela Rasgotra
2003
1,914 words
R for sexual content
Neela's never kissed back.
A Thousand Saturday Nights
Kerry Weaver/Elizabeth Corday
2003
3,009 words
PG
The Hanukkah episode.
The Straight Girl
Kerry Weaver/Elizabeth Corday
2003
3,614 words
PG-13 for sexual content and language
Kerry's friends are more afraid of Kerry's new girlfriend than Kerry's new girlfriend is afraid of them.
Gigantic Transatlantic Phone Call
Kerry Weaver/Elizabeth Corday
2003
2,119 words
They say it runs in families.
Underneath
Kerry Weaver/John Carter
2002
1,500 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
The summer of 1999 was one of the hottest on record. Carter was living in Weaver's basement.
Still Around the Morning After
Kerry Weaver/Susan Lewis
2002
about 20,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and mature content
Weaver finds a use for Friday nights; Lewis spends quality time with redheads; Greene sails away; and everyone knows everything.
Twenty-Seven Words for Tears
Kerry Weaver/Susan Lewis
2003
5,327 words
R for mature content and sexual content
Loss. Motherhood. Remodeling. Love. Things that are yellow.
Farscape
No Easy Way Down
John Crichton/Aeryn Sun
2003
2,276 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Crichton and Aeryn have interface compatibility issues.
The Cultivated Mind
Pilot/Aeryn Sun
2003
1,729 words
PG-13
Pilot never dreamed he'd have to get to know them.
Figure skating RPF
Thieves in the Night
Adam Rippon/Florent Amodio
2010
1,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
A lonely boy in Latvia finds compassion in Canada.
Sold You Back Your Outrage
Ben Agosto gen
2007
1,000 words
R for language and mature content
This is the first time in Ben's life that he hasn't returned Tanith's calls.
Daring Adventures for Boys
Ben Agosto/Jeremy Abbott
2008
2,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
The Colorado backwoods abound with bears, elk, mountain lions, and men's singles skaters. Use caution and stay on the trail.
Dress You Up
Ben Agosto/Charlie White
2008
2,500 words
R for sexual content and mature content
Charlie takes one for the team and represents the United States in the annual post-Worlds drag competition.
Sugar
Brian Joubert/Johnny Weir, Brian/Tanith Belbin, Ben Agosto/Charlie White, Tanith/Evan Lysacek, Johnny/Meryl Davis
2007
12,300 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
There is a cure for everything, and he is a sexually ambiguous Frenchman.
Centuries Before Love and War
Brian Joubert/Johnny Weir
2009
1,800 words
R for sexual content and underage drinking
The first night with someone you'll know for the rest of your life.
Me in Honey
Brian Joubert/Stephane Lambiel
2008
1,000 words
PG-13 for mature content
Why did Brian do so poorly at Euros? Traumatic abortion. Obviously.
The Vodka Fairies Sing Songs of Love
Charlie White/Jeremy Abbott
2009
3,500 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and irresponsible drinking
How many times can you hook up with Charlie before he turns into your boyfriend?
Dessert of Champions
Charlie White/Jeremy Abbott
2009
1,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Jeremy Abbott has a can full of whipped cream and a heart full of evil.
Graffiti on Your Body
Charlie White/Jeremy Abbott
2009
1,400 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Jeremy's new tattoo has nothing to do with Charlie.
Tiebreaker
Charlie White/Jeremy Abbott/Johnny Weir
2009
1,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
How to make an American sandwich with ice dancer filling.
Call It Whatever You Want
Charlie White/Trevor Young, Charlie/Tanith Belbin, Charlie/Trevor/Alex Shibutani/Evan Bates
2010
1,700 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
One of the rules of Animal House is, if a housemate wins a competition, that housemate has earned a blow job.
Another Modern Swinger
Emanuel Sandhu/the entire figure skating community
2006
8,000 words
R for sexual content, mature content, and language
Five people that Emanuel Sandhu probably had sex with.
I'm Actual
Evan Lysacek/Chad Michael Murray (crossover with actor RPF)
2006
969 words
R for sexual content and language
Evan meets a guy at a party in L.A. He might be famous.
How to Tell That Jeff Is Upset About Losing Four Continents (A Guide For Boyfriends)
Jeffrey Buttle/Christopher Mabee
2007
850 words
PG-13 for language and sexual content
Only you can bring Jeff out of his silver-medal funk.
Five Ways Johnny Wins in the End
Johnny Weir gen
2007
1,200 words
PG-13 for language and sexual content
You've got to believe it'll all balance out in the end.
Hearts Beat Time Out
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto, Tanith Belbin, Irina Slutskaya
2006
38,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, mature content, and language
Two artist-athletes, too talented to be normal but not too gay to function, have sex, fall in love, recover from injuries both physical and emotional, make unsustainable promises, spend their endorsement checks on noodles and fashion, go on tour, deal with being almost famous, and learn a thing or two about women, not necessarily in that order. There might also be some skating.
You Will Eat Cake
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto
2006
15,500 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, mature content, and language
Ben's quarterlife crisis leads to experimentation, among other changes.
No More Than Reason
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto, Tanith Belbin
2006
14,000 words
R for sexual content and language
The men's skater who successfully seduces Ben Agosto gets $400 and bragging rights. Johnny can't figure out why he's so intent on winning.
The Insomniac's Love Song
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto
2007
1,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
When Johnny can't sleep, Ben doesn't, either.
Stray
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto
2007
1,600 words
R for sexual content and language
Johnny's not going to turn Ben down or anything, but an explanation would be nice.
Reverse Psychology
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto, Tanith Belbin/Evan Lysacek, Tanith/Alexander Uspenski
2007
2,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Ben can't escape the fact that he owes Johnny a blow job.
Someone You'd Be Good At
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto, Stephane Lambiel/Antonio Najarro
2008
7,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
Things to do before Christmas: banish your demons, learn to be nicer, hug a puppy, fall in love.
The Advancement of Learning
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto, Galina Zmievskaya, Stephane Lambiel
2008
2,700 words
R for sexual content and language
Twenty-five things Galina knows about her students.
Unceasing Scrutiny and Rapturous Adoration
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto
2008
1,850 words
PG-13 for mature content
The Cubs might win their division, and Ben might fall for Johnny.
Bring It on Home to Me
Johnny Weir/Ben Agosto
1009
1,050 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Johnny is wasting away watching soap operas and waiting for Ben to come home.
Don't Stand Still
Johnny Weir/Denis Petukhov, Johnny/Denis/Melissa Gregory
2008
1,400 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Denis appreciates Johnny for more than his costume design talents.
Between You and Your Ambition
Johnny Weir/Evan Lysacek
2006
1,850 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Johnny keeps his promise to show Evan a good, clean time on his 21st birthday.
Tonight You're Gonna Go Down in Flames
Johnny Weir/Ryan Bradley, Tanith Belbin/Charlie White
2010
17,700 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
Johnny and Ryan play video games. And other games.
We Are Ugly, But We Have the Music
Johnny Weir/Santino Rice (crossover with Project Runway RPF)
2007
2,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
A male figure skater and a former reality TV star walk into a bar.
Comme fanent les roses
Johnny Weir/Stephane Lambiel
2010
1,700 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
Now that they're done losing, Stéphane and Johnny can pick up where they left off.
If we don't sleep it's because we're waiting for dawn
Johnny Weir/Stéphane Lambiel
2010
3,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Taking Johnny on vacation is hard work.
(This Time, Baby, I'll Be) Bulletproof
Johnny Weir/Stephane Lambiel, Ryan Bradley/Evan Bates, Tanith Belbin/Brooke Castile, Mirai Nagasu/Denis Ten, Charlie White/Jeremy Abbott
2010
4,500 words
PG-13 for language and adult themes
The teleporting wonder takes the invisible kid on an international gay sex tour; Frank puts the Pink Pirate in charge of Los Angeles; the Steel Swan uses his robot suit to pay a booty call; Blonde Ambition's final ride brings her home; and the Mighty Samson field tests his armor.
Right-Hand Woman
Meryl Davis and Jeremy Abbott
2010
1,100 words
PG-13 for adult content and language
Meryl has a pretty dress, two national titles, and some high-maintenance friends.
The Circle of Acceptable Women
Meryl Davis/Tanith Belbin, Meryl/f
2010
4,900 words
R for sexual content
Meryl will always be in love with Tanith. Someday, Tanith will catch up.
Collectible As We All Are
Miki Ando and Buffy Summers (crossover with Buffyverse)
2007
2,500 words
PG-13 for violence and language
The one where Miki is a slayer, and Buffy has to go find her and catch her up on the job description.
With You Someone New
Oksana Domnina and Johnny Weir
2008
1,200 words
PG-13 for mature content
A night out with ghosts.
Roman Holiday
Ryan Bradley/Evan Bates
2010
4,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Every figure skater wants to be Audrey Hepburn, even Ryan Bradley.
The Truth About What's Pretty
Stephane Lambiel/Evan Lysacek
2006
7,500 words
NC-17
R for sexual content and language
Stéphane's list of people he would do right now is mostly just Evan.
Do It Yourself (The En terre étrangère Remix)
Stephane Lambiel/Evan Lysacek
2007
1,800 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, irresponsible alcohol use, and language
Everything's a competition, and Evan's toughest competitor is himself.
Just a Kiss Away
Tanith Belbin/Brooke Castile
2007
1,200 words
PG-13 for sexual content and mature content
Brooke knows what to get Tanith for her birthday.
The Next Communist Revolution
Tanith Belbin/Brooke Castile, Tanith/Johnny Weir, Ben Agosto/Charlie White, Meryl Davis/Alissa Czisny, Mirai Nagasu/Keauna McLaughlin
2008
11,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, disturbing imagery, and language
The crazy gay sex curse is scary, but the cure might be scarier.
After all the boys and all the girls that we've been through
Tanith Belbin/Charlie White, Tanith/Johnny Weir, Charlie/Johnny
2010
3,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
If you've slept with both halves of the couple and they both still count you as a friend, you're automatically a bridesmaid.
All Dolled-Up in Straps
Tanith Belbin/Charlie White
2011
1,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Tanith loves Charlie for more than his fuckable ass.
All of the Other Reindeer
Yuzuru Hanyu & Takahiko Kozuka
2010
1,250 words
PG-13 for language and mature subject matter
All Yuzuru wants for Christmas is a senior national title. And attention.
Firefly
Indelicate
Jayne/River
2004
1,796 words
NC-17 for explicit non-consensual sex
No one would believe he hadn't forced her.
Souvenirs
Kaylee/Inara
2005
1,500 words
PG
An exchange of gifts.
Seven Meditations on Problems of Cognition
Kaylee/River, Simon
2006
1,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and disturbing imagery
River observes some inconsistent patterns of imagery.
The Light That Seeks Her Out
Kaylee/River
2006
700 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
The point of hide and seek is being found.
Passage
Mal/Adam Lambert (American Idol x-over)
2010
2,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and violent imagery
It's not payment for the trip off this crappy moon and out of this crappy cabaret - it's because the captain's cute.
Like Describing the Alphabet
Mal/Jayne
2004
40,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and mature content
In which Mal unbuilds some walls; Jayne learns to kiss on the mouth; and nobody gets left behind.
Camp as a Row of Little Pink Tents
Mal/Jayne
2005
9,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, mature content, and language
It's the biggest sly festival on the Rim, and Mal and Jayne have some drugs to smuggle.
Shone a Light and Called It a Star
Mal/Jayne
2006
5,300 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and mature content
Jayne's mind ain't been settled since they left Miranda, and this thing with Mal ain't helping matters.
A Fight of Some Kind
Mal/Jayne
2007
800 words
R for sexual content and language
When Mal gets angry, Jayne gets laid.
Stupidity Tries
Mal/Kaylee/Inara
2004
1,824 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and irresponsible alcohol use
Down in the bunks, there's a free show most every night.
From the Hip
Mal/Simon
2004
6,308 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
A few things that Simon can do with his hands.
Cold Comforts (The Wish I Never Saw the Sunshine Remix)
Simon and River
2005
1,375 words
PG-13 for mature content
The daily medication ritual: Simon remembers.
Xi Ji Ba Yuan
Simon Tam/Julian Bashir (crossover with Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
2006
2,600 words
NC-17 for language and explicit sex
Simon teaches Julian to swear like a pirate.
Different for Girls
Zoe/Wash, Kaylee
2004
1,771 words
R for language and mature content
Zoe teaches Kaylee how to tie stronger knots.
Something in Leather
Zoe/Wash, Mal
2005
2,270 words
R for sexual content and language
Wash has a thing for leather. And for Zoe. And for Zoe in leather.
It Breaks Like the Weather
Zoe/Wash, River
2005
1,152 words
PG-13 for sexual and mature content
The second anniversary is always the hardest.
Pushing Buttons, Telling Lies
Zoe/Wash, Mal/Jayne
2006
1,100 words
PG-13
Wash is, among other things, an honest man and a valuable member of the crew.
Freaks and Geeks
Funny
Lindsay/Kim, Neal
2004
1,600 words
PG-13
They do it in the back of Kim Kelly's Gremlin, and Neal watches.
Those Creatures Jumped the Barricades
Lindsay/Kim
2007
1,700 words
PG-13 for language and sexual content
At least three good reasons to go to your tenth high school reunion.
Gattaca
A Space to Live In
Jerome/Vincent
2009
2,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, drinking and drug use, and graphic descriptions of disability-related pain
Vincent, getting his legs stretched, is not used to being cared for; Jerome is not used to caring.
Gilmore Girls
To a Daydream Believer and a Homecoming Queen
Dean/Lorelai
2003
1,000 words
R for sexual content
Dean knows it might be wrong, but he's in love with Rory's mom.
Suggestions (And Mallomars)
Rory/Paris
2004
3,282 words
R for sexual content
Identity, chocolate, mother-daughter relations, and the importance of voting: scenes from the first 90 days.
The Power of Myth
Rory/Paris
2005
2,800 words
PG-13 for language and mature content
Dateline: Washington, DC, January 2012. 50 awesomely improbable moments in the future of Paris Geller.
Imprimatur
Rory/Paris
2006
1,100 words
PG
They're sharing a room now, so they really ought to rent out the spare.
Ballroom Suite for Intellectuals
Rory/Paris
2006
1,700 words
PG
A final exam in P. E. is a ridiculous concept, but you still have to learn to tango.
The Good Wife
How to Fall in Love Completely and Never Be Found
Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma
2010
3,000 words
NC-17 for explicit sex; warning for adultery
Alicia is having an affair, she isn't breaking it off, and she isn't leaving Peter.
Gossip Girl
The Smart Make Something Out of It
Blair Waldorf and Dan Humphrey
2008
1,600 words
PG-13
Blair comes out of retirement for one last act of social destruction.
Do Right, But Not Right Now
Chuck Bass/Dan Humphrey
2008
6,800 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, drug use, and language
How to seduce Chuck Bass, raise your GPA, and become a writer in under five days.
Gossip Girl RPF
the walls were like paper and my eyes could not close
Blake Lively/Leighton Meester
2009
1,600 words
R for sexual content and egregious smoking
Leighton helps Blake put away the cigarettes and go to bed.
And we could hold hands like paper dolls
Blake Lively/Leighton Meester
2010
1,285 words
R for sexual content
Scenes from a backstage romance.
Greek
Do You Get Me Now
Ashleigh/f, Cal/m, Ashleigh/Casey
2010
2,700 words
R for sexual content
The Rainbow Alliance Charity Drag ball isn't Ashleigh's usual Saturday night - and that might be the best possible thing.
Grey's Anatomy
Streetlights Deliriously Flicker
Miranda Bailey/Izzie Stevens
2005
1,008 words
PG-13
Izzie has secrets. And boundaries. And moral standards.
Harry Potter
Family Secrets (The Righteous Anger Remix)
Molly Weasley/Lucius Malfoy
2003
860 words
R for mature content and implied non-consensual sex
Molly remembers everything now.
That Teenage Feeling
Remus Lupin/Rupert Giles (crossover with Buffyverse)
2006
4,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Two Englishmen meet in a strange city, share a drink, and cast several spells.
Heroes
The Burning Keeps Me Alive
Claire/Elle
2008
1,300 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, violence, and language
Compassion lessons in what's left of America's heartland.
Traces
Hiro/Ando
2007
1,000 words
PG
On the road to New York, Hiro practices.
Ice Princess
Landed (With Strings)
Gen/Casey
2006
2,400 words
NC-17 for sexual content (all characters are over 18)
Casey skates at Nationals, Gen goes to college, and they manage to meet in the middle.
Judging Amy
Goodnight You Moonlight Ladies
Peter gen
2003
1,855 words
PG-13
Peter still has to name the baby.
Make It or Break It
Eternal Return
Payson Keeler/Sasha Belov
2011
2,869 words
R
Sasha is twice Payson's age, but eventually the mathematics of their lives will resolve that.
The Mentalist
Compels Us Past Devils
Patrick Jane/Kimball Cho
2010
1,658 words
PG
Jane gets a confession out of Cho.
My So-Called Life
You Can Get Most Anything You Want
Sharon, Rayanne, and Angela gen
2008
2,484 words
PG-13
One mix tape, a bag of lollipops, and a car that is mostly Sharon's.
The Philadelphia Story
With the Poor and Nosy
C.K. Dexter Haven/Tracy Lord, Macaulay Connor
2008
1,324 words
PG
There is an interloper in C. K. Dexter Haven's gazebo. Rumor has it, he's writing a novel.
Project Runway RPF
We Are Ugly, But We Have the Music
Santino Rice/Johnny Weir (crossover with Figure skating RPF)
2007
2,600 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and language
A male figure skater and a former reality TV star walk into a bar.
Revenge
Genius Loci
Nolan Ross/Jack Porter, The Amanda (the boat)
2012
2,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and irresponsible drinking
The Amanda looks after her two drunken sailors.
A Puppy and a Blowtorch
Emily Thorne/Amanda Clarke
2012
900 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Even Emily's household errands hold an ulterior motive.
Saved!
We Are Nowhere, And It's Now
Mary, Roland/Cassandra
2005
1,744 words
PG-13 for mature content and language
Graduating from high school is like being born again: the person you were before doesn't count now, except to the people who knew you then.
So You Think You Can Dance RPF
Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes
Adam Lambert/Jakob Karr (American Idol x-over)
2009
1,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, language, and irresponsible drinking
Adam gives Jakob some tips on coming in second.
Sports Night
To Casey, On His Thirty-Fifth Birthday
Dan/Casey
2003
1,150 words
PG
Danny's first draft.
Headed to the Dance
Dan/Casey
2007
2,500 words
R for sexual content
Every time George Mason University wins another tournament game, an angel gets its wings.
Imaginary Husbands of the African Savanna
Dana and Sally
2006
1,050 words
PG
Joe Crede of the Chicago White Sox might not, in fact, be the only man for Dana.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Parallel Evolution
Elim Garak/Julian Bashir, Jadzia Dax/Worf, Leeta/Rom
2011
2,700 words
NC-17 for explicit sex, including pain play, gender play, and voyeurism
Seven ways nature solves the paradox of high-level sentience and the reproductive instinct. Or doesn't.
Xi Ji Ba Yuan
Julian Bashir/Simon Tam (crossover with Firefly)
2006
2,600 words
NC-17 for language and explicit sex
Simon teaches Julian to swear like a pirate.
A Five-Point Tour of the Alpha Quadrant
Miles O'Brien/Julian Bashir, Miles O'Brien/Kira Nerys
2003
1,463 words
R for sexual and mature content
Five places where O'Brien doesn't live.
The War Report
Odo and Jake Sisko
2004
1,142 words
PG
It's not just a list of names.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Everybody Else's Girl
William Riker/Deanna Troi
2003
1,290 words
PG
Maybe someday she'll be her own.
Survivor RPF
Blindsided
Eliza Orlins/Stephenie LaGrossa
2010
650 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
If the Phillies lose, Stephenie's going down on Eliza. For real this time.
Ponderosa Showmance
Marcus Lehman/Charlie Herschel (Gabon)
2008
4,200 words
NC-17 for explicit sex
Marcus isn't gay, he's just in showmance.
Teen Wolf
Blow Your Mongrel Mind
Scott McCall/Stiles Stilinski
2011
2,100 words
NC-17 for explicit sex (underage, with pain play)
Scott's special wolf dick powers are messing with Stiles's head.
Top Chef RPF
We're All Leaving Somewhere for Somewhere
Hung Huynh and Howie Kleinberg
2007
1,300 words
PG for language
What Hung ends up doing with his money and his dream.
Torchwood
All You Need Are Eyes Tonight
Seeley Booth/Jack Harkness (crossover with Bones)
2009
1,600 words
PG-13 for sexual content
Seeley Booth makes a choice. For science.
Veronica Mars
Nobody Wants to Uncover
Logan/Weevil
2005
2,658 words
PG-13 for mature content and language
Six college application essays that Weevil didn't write.
I Would Not Feel So All Alone
Logan/Weevil
2006
1,800 words
PG-13 for language and mature content
There's no such thing as an act of mercy. Not from Logan, anyway.
Race, Class, and Sexual Orientation in Neptune
Logan/Weevil
2006
1,000 words
NC-17 for sexual content and language
Logan has a sociology term paper to write and a guy to go down on.
Warehouse 13
A Pal and a Confidante
Steve Jinks and Claudia Donovan
2011
1,300 words
PG-13
Steve Jinks is alone in the warehouse on a Saturday night with two bags of popcorn, Claudia, and the truth.
Weeds
Swear to G-d
Andy, Shane, and Silas
2005
2,800 words
R for language and mature content
Andy Botwin sort of atones.
You May Be Offended, And You May Be Afraid
Celia/Nancy
2006
1,500 words
PG-13 for mature content
The only people in Agrestic who walk.
Women's Murder Club
We Belong Together Like Sex and Violence
Lindsay/Cindy
2008
1,200 words
PG-13 for sexual content
What kind of sick freak kills a nun? And what kind of sick freak puts the case ahead of her girlfriend?
Maybe Sprout Wings
Lindsay/Jill
2008
5,200 words
PG-13 for language and mature content
Jill is a little too invested in the case of a murdered teenage figure skater -- and a little too invested in Lindsay.
Freedom of Information
Lindsay/Jill
2009
2,500 words
NC-17 for explicit sex and mild violence
A gossip blogger dies for sharing the wrong secrets, but keeping secrets is driving Jill crazy.