No Wonder I Always Have A Headache
MOS-CAT: [runs into myownspecial room] I HAZ A PUFF!
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: [groans inwardly and snores] . . .
MOS-CAT: [jumps on myownspecial bed] I HAZ A PUFF! SEE?!
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: [snores some more] Great. Now shut up.
MOS-CAT: [jumps onto the window sill] I HAZ A PUFF! DO YOU HAVE A PUFF? I HAZ A PUFF!
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: [still snoring] Take me now, Lord. [to Mos-cat] I do not have a puff. I haz - er, I *have* - a sleepy. A deep sleepy.
MOS-CAT: YOU HAZ A SLEEPY. A DEEP SLEEPY. WELL, I HAZ A PUFF.
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: [snores, because hello? Deep sleep here…] …
MOS-CAT: MY PUFF IZ PUFFY! [twirls around and shows her tail] SEE?
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: [snores] …
MOS-CAT: IZ YOUR SLEEPY PUFFY?
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: [snores] No. It's a quiet sleepy.
MOS-CAT: HOW?
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: Well, it's… uh, quiet.
MOS-CAT: QUIET? HOW DO YOU MEAN?!
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: You know… quiet. Not noisy. [pause] It's dead-cat quiet.
MOS-CAT: WHAT?!?! HOW AWFUL! "DEAD-CAT QUIET"?!?!?!
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: [asleep] Yeah, well…
MOS-CAT: [suddenly narrows her eyes at Myownspecialself] VERY FUNNY, BITCH. HA HA HA HA HA… ACK ACK ACK… [she succumbs to a hairball attack]
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: [awake instantly] OMG WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
MOS-CAT: [triumphantly indicates hairball] TAKE THAT. HMPH. [she stalks away, grumbling] "DEAD-CAT QUIET" INDEED.
MYOWNSPECIALSELF: [gets up and puts blanket in the washing machine and sighs] Why didn't I buy myself a goldfish instead?
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