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OMG, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THERE WOULD BE NEKKID SARK IN 3.06 "THE NEMESIS"? (OR NEKKIDISH, AT LEAST, SINCE THERE WAS A SHEET. UNFORTUNATELY.)
I don't really care what the hell else is going on or who he's with as long as he looks and talks like that. And he's all "Sydney should pay" but you know he wants to nail Sydney like whoa and would forget about the whole Allison thing in a heartbeat if Sydney would ever have him. Seriously, I think a lot of Sydney's problems would just go away like that if she threw in her lot with him and accorded him vagina privileges, which would be no sacrifice, believe me. Of course, she'd have a new set of problems then, but it would be so worth it.
You two crazy kids would be unfuckingstoppable together, you know that, don't you?
Also, Sydney, GO FOR THE HEAD SHOT NEXT TIME, OKAY?
I don't really care what the hell else is going on or who he's with as long as he looks and talks like that. And he's all "Sydney should pay" but you know he wants to nail Sydney like whoa and would forget about the whole Allison thing in a heartbeat if Sydney would ever have him. Seriously, I think a lot of Sydney's problems would just go away like that if she threw in her lot with him and accorded him vagina privileges, which would be no sacrifice, believe me. Of course, she'd have a new set of problems then, but it would be so worth it.
You two crazy kids would be unfuckingstoppable together, you know that, don't you?
Also, Sydney, GO FOR THE HEAD SHOT NEXT TIME, OKAY?