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[morthel]

Heads up, my trusty (or rather, non-existent) readers! Having realized that most of my fanfic is a painstakingly spelled piece of utter crap, I have decided to delete anything beyond chapter three and attempt to rewrite it into something less offending. I would appreciate if of you forget it ever existed, but failing that, at least lie about it to my face.

I'll try to get better at this.