Shut it down mr. Hat.
We are at a time when important news stories are everywhere. From the Scooter Libey, to Sam Alito, to the Senate shutdown. There is absolutely no excuse for the media to move bullshit stories up the page. There is so much to cover in what is actually important. It's absurd that they would waste our time with matters that are of no importance whatsoever.
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What does Bush keep in his pockets?
I actually have my first exclusive. Don't ask how, but I've managed to get my hands on a transcript of the dems senetorial closes session:
HARRY REID
I called this meeting because I have come to a grim realization. I'm begining to believe that there never were any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq!
Dems
Grumble Grumble Grumble
Reid(cont)
Not only that, but I think that the republicans weren't being completely honest when they said that they believed that there were WMDs.
Dems
Grumble Grumble Grumble
Carl Levin
That is absurd! The republicans are our friends. Why would they lie to us?
Reid
That's what I don't get, and that's why I called this meeting.
Jay Rockefeller
Let’s say you're right, and it's a one in a million shot that you are! What can we do about it?
Reid
Well, if it turns out that this is true, I think we should impeach George Bush
Dems
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Barbara Boxer
Harry, you have to have some sort of political power to do something like that
Ted Kennedy
(Unintelligible)
Boxer
I mean you know the old saying; you can't fight city hall.
Dems
Here here. Har Har.
Reid
Oh yeah. Well then what can we do? I mean we have to do something, because we called this meeting and we'll look silly if we don't do anything
Bill Frist
(Faintly from outside the room)
Are you guys talking about me in there? You had better not be talking about me!
Guys?
Guys, what are you talking about?
Is it me?
Reid
Alright, it looks like we're just gonna have to push for another bipartisan counsel thing. Meeting adjourned.
You heard it here first!
If you agree with the previous statement, don't click on this link:
What does Bush keep in his pockets?
I actually have my first exclusive. Don't ask how, but I've managed to get my hands on a transcript of the dems senetorial closes session:
HARRY REID
I called this meeting because I have come to a grim realization. I'm begining to believe that there never were any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq!
Dems
Grumble Grumble Grumble
Reid(cont)
Not only that, but I think that the republicans weren't being completely honest when they said that they believed that there were WMDs.
Dems
Grumble Grumble Grumble
Carl Levin
That is absurd! The republicans are our friends. Why would they lie to us?
Reid
That's what I don't get, and that's why I called this meeting.
Jay Rockefeller
Let’s say you're right, and it's a one in a million shot that you are! What can we do about it?
Reid
Well, if it turns out that this is true, I think we should impeach George Bush
Dems
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Barbara Boxer
Harry, you have to have some sort of political power to do something like that
Ted Kennedy
(Unintelligible)
Boxer
I mean you know the old saying; you can't fight city hall.
Dems
Here here. Har Har.
Reid
Oh yeah. Well then what can we do? I mean we have to do something, because we called this meeting and we'll look silly if we don't do anything
Bill Frist
(Faintly from outside the room)
Are you guys talking about me in there? You had better not be talking about me!
Guys?
Guys, what are you talking about?
Is it me?
Reid
Alright, it looks like we're just gonna have to push for another bipartisan counsel thing. Meeting adjourned.
You heard it here first!