I'll go down in history with this.

[mortale_peccato]

I would like to take this moment to point out how much I do not care about whose the Minister of Magic as long as my shoes are shiny and I have a bag of sweets nearby.

And maybe a good pair of pants.

Comments

[hufflepuff_chap]

Really. Shiny shoes? You can't be serious.

[mortale_peccato]

Well, I am. A man is nothing without a good pair of polish shoes.

[hufflepuff_chap]

What about education? Culture? Love?

[mortale_peccato]

Poor, sad, deluded Justin. You need a girlfriend.

[hufflepuff_chap]

Would you stop saying that?!

[mortale_peccato]

It's the truth though.

I am quite the wise one.

[hufflepuff_chap]

...

[mortale_peccato]

You are speechless. The truth is hard, I know.

Do not fear, young one, I will guide you.

[hufflepuff_chap]

Shut up.

[mortale_peccato]

Ooh, touchy, touchy.