I'll go down in history with this.

[mortale_peccato]

I would like to take this moment to point out how much I do not care about whose the Minister of Magic as long as my shoes are shiny and I have a bag of sweets nearby.

And maybe a good pair of pants.

Comments

[nott_to_be]

Ah, Mortale. Always refreshing.

[mortale_peccato]

Yes. I know. I am quite the glass of cool water.

[hufflepuff_chap]

Really. Shiny shoes? You can't be serious.

[mortale_peccato]

Well, I am. A man is nothing without a good pair of polish shoes.

[hufflepuff_chap]

What about education? Culture? Love?

[mortale_peccato]

Poor, sad, deluded Justin. You need a girlfriend.