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mmmm. My impulse control is a bit off kilter today. I have an overwhelming desire to end office emails and correspondences with phrases like 'duh' and 'straight up, G'.
I think we should hold a Myspace auction to'Win a date with Joy.' Completely platonic of course. The winner could take her dinner and attempt to woo her and win her affections and the potential of future courting...and all that good stuff.
We could donate the winnings to a good charitable cause.
Like a hardcore girls' night drinking binge.
I saw Harry Potter on Saturday with My mom for her birthday. Gary Oldman is my favorite person in the world. Ever.
All hail the goddess.
Bitches.
I think we should hold a Myspace auction to'Win a date with Joy.' Completely platonic of course. The winner could take her dinner and attempt to woo her and win her affections and the potential of future courting...and all that good stuff.
We could donate the winnings to a good charitable cause.
Like a hardcore girls' night drinking binge.
I saw Harry Potter on Saturday with My mom for her birthday. Gary Oldman is my favorite person in the world. Ever.
All hail the goddess.
Bitches.