Kid stuff

Jun 21, 2007 15:23

When i was a wee girl in the mid 1970's, all hyped up on Kool-aid and Batman and Robin action, we would go and climb the huge orange octopus that circled the hole over the BIOTIMOUS pit. We would sit at the mouth of the pit for hours trying not to fall in. My octopus was in actuality a jungle gym of 3 curved ladders that led to a large ring. Hours of adventure. Anyway, I didn't realize until much later in life that there's no such thing as a BIOTIMOUS pit. Batman and Robin were always in danger of falling into a bottomless pit. Beat. I guess BIOTIMOUS just sounded so much more foreboding. My mom still cracks on me about the Biotimous-ness.

Brennan's been coming up with some of his own kid-isms that make need to turn and leave the room because they're both so freaking adorable and silly I can help but crack-up.

*Upon combing his bedhead hair into his favorite side-parted style (which he has named 'The Newsman') he said, "Mommy, do I look like Alf-Alf-Alf-A?

*Today he sneezed then yelled, "OUCH! That hurt my nozzle!!"

(joy)*He does not care for the "Sloppy Joneses" they serve at his school.

*If anyone cracks on him he yells in retaliation: not 'you'll regret that' but instead, "I'LL REGRENT THAT!!!!"

*One of his favorite school songs that he belts out at the top of his lungs: "I WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT..."

*And my all time favorite:(with a look of concern on his face)
'Mommy, are their letters inside me?'
Me: No honey, no letters in you. Why?
"Well...because words come out of my mouth..."

Love.

brennan

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