How am I going to clean those cashmere rugs ( Read more... )

It takes at least 3 stooges to make a proper circus, OK ( Read more... )

I took Jessica to the doctor and found out that her arm is really only cracked and she misunderstood a lot of what they told her what with the pain and confusion and all ( Read more... )

I've been germy for a week, so I've been staying away from my mom so I didn't kill her off with a cold and a stomach ache. She pretended she didn't know where I've been for a week ( Read more... )

Besides the old lady clothes, my mom has sweats and jeans and khakis and things that would be worn by anyone of any age, male or female. And she's lost 100 lbs. over the course of the last 3 years, so it comes in lots of sizes. My sister just won a really awesome coat in this bizarre lottery. I got about 10 pairs of pants ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I went over to my mom's to attach small clips to the wall to get her air hose up out of the floor before something bad happens to it. We already set a chair on it for a second one day ( Read more... )

People with beer should not type. Imma doing it anyhow. and its Guinness, which is totally good beer, so right to my head ( Read more... )

Mom had her round with Nuclear Medicine yesterday ( Read more... )

About a week ago, my mom had a brain MRI. This showed she had 2 lesions(they are very carefully not saying tumors and from what we can tell lesion means doodly squat.) on her brain, one the size of a marble and the other the size of a ball from a ball point pen. Pick up your pen and look at the writing end. That thing right there ( Read more... )

I like to buy the Xmas presents all year long so the effort and cost does not kill me at the end of the year ( Read more... )