At least they cleared it up for you.
Driving to work this morning, there was an anti-drunk driving commercial on the radio. It was fairly standard until the very end, when it revealed that it had been sponsored by the company in town that owns all the strip clubs. They ended the commercial saying something along the lines of, "We would like you to continue to enjoy our clubs!" Is it just me, or are they really saying, "Please don't die--we need you to frequent our establishments so we can take your money!"