New Rules

[morlom]

OK, I know this isn't a widely recognized rule, especially in college, but it should be. It should be in the bible. In fact, I bet it was but some idiot took it out. The rule should be "Thou shalt not judge your friends when they are super drunk, nor shalt thou take what they do when intoxicated seriously, nor shall thou be a doucebag and tell

Comments

[isiliel]

what did you do o claircrab?

[morlom]

I drank too much and did my white wacky dance.

Or, I drank too much and kept leaning on my guy friend, who took it to mean I want his bod (when it really meant that I could no longer sit up straight).

Also, I unintentionaly touched the back of his knee, which apparently means something.