New Rules
OK, I know this isn't a widely recognized rule, especially in college, but it should be. It should be in the bible. In fact, I bet it was but some idiot took it out. The rule should be "Thou shalt not judge your friends when they are super drunk, nor shalt thou take what they do when intoxicated seriously, nor shall thou be a doucebag and tell their other friends what you think their weird actions mean when they meant NOTHING."
Another rule could be "Thou shalt tell your friends about vicious rumors started by their other friends while they were drunk, and thou shalt tell them first thing in the morning, not wait all day."
In other totally unrelated news, I am never drinking 100 proof vodka ever again. Guess why.
Another rule could be "Thou shalt tell your friends about vicious rumors started by their other friends while they were drunk, and thou shalt tell them first thing in the morning, not wait all day."
In other totally unrelated news, I am never drinking 100 proof vodka ever again. Guess why.