Scrubba booya!
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
People aks me: "why don't you look for another job?" I say, "because I don't."
People aks me: "why don't you write anymore." I say, "because I'm too stupid."
Peepole aks me: "wise you so stupid." I say, "because of college."
Pepeole aks me: "why?" I say, "because it sucks."
Whatever happened to TOM ALFIN! or CARYSTIAN JAMES! or Misturd MAC? or Chewy? or Fats White? or Big Candice bellowing "He kicked me in my pussy!" Sorry...I'm reminiscing about olden times...times when Beaver and Hallibut-head roamed the Urth...times when one quarter could purchase all the vending machine candy at Park Playce (whilst playing Killer Instinct)...times when Alexis was in the upcoming movie, Children of the Corn Part IV (and was a girl)...times when a Dr. Pepper made everything better...times when ginxing was a pastime...times when Cornholio really was Our Hero's name and being called a WUS or LOSERWUS was infinitely more devastating to one's self-esteem than being a wuss...times when purchasing Pepto-Bismol for a girl's dioda made her swoon. Those were the days. They sucked!
People aks me: "why don't you look for another job?" I say, "because I don't."
People aks me: "why don't you write anymore." I say, "because I'm too stupid."
Peepole aks me: "wise you so stupid." I say, "because of college."
Pepeole aks me: "why?" I say, "because it sucks."
Whatever happened to TOM ALFIN! or CARYSTIAN JAMES! or Misturd MAC? or Chewy? or Fats White? or Big Candice bellowing "He kicked me in my pussy!" Sorry...I'm reminiscing about olden times...times when Beaver and Hallibut-head roamed the Urth...times when one quarter could purchase all the vending machine candy at Park Playce (whilst playing Killer Instinct)...times when Alexis was in the upcoming movie, Children of the Corn Part IV (and was a girl)...times when a Dr. Pepper made everything better...times when ginxing was a pastime...times when Cornholio really was Our Hero's name and being called a WUS or LOSERWUS was infinitely more devastating to one's self-esteem than being a wuss...times when purchasing Pepto-Bismol for a girl's dioda made her swoon. Those were the days. They sucked!