funny convos(im misfitspumpkin)
me and lane:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: go to sleep you mo fo
ViVa La Z 1123: nooooooooooo
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ok mo fo scratch ur ass
ViVa La Z 1123: will do baby
ViVa La Z 1123: will do
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did u pierce you prince albert?
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: nooooo
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i think u did bia
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: stop talking to me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: who are you
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: yea
ViVa La Z 1123: ok
ViVa La Z 1123: punk
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ah so ur name is punk
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: pleased to meet u
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: punk
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: my name is wibbely wakkle
ViVa La Z 1123: very funny
ViVa La Z 1123: oh is it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yes do u find it funny?
ViVa La Z 1123: very
ViVa La Z 1123: extremely
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: well that is rude and i find your face funny
ViVa La Z 1123: well too bad you have to look at it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yes yes i regret every moment we come in comtact
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but i must say i admire your gorgeous golden locks of hair
ViVa La Z 1123: haha well at least i have something you enjoy lookin at
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: not for long buddy ::brings out a flame thrower::
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i admired them for their flamability
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::evil grin:: muhahaha
ViVa La Z 1123: briings out fire shield
ViVa La Z 1123: well at least i have my protection
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: bitch
ViVa La Z 1123: :-D;-)
ViVa La Z 1123: what are you doing tommorow
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur fluufy dog and that lion cat u have
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahaha
ViVa La Z 1123: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur mom
ViVa La Z 1123: noooooo
ViVa La Z 1123: you're mom
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: my mom is not hear at teh moment if you need to talk to her or would like an appointment please stay tuned and enjoy our crappy elevator music
ViVa La Z 1123: ok
ViVa La Z 1123: lemme know when i can speak with someone who will actually give me a shot at their mom
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ..............never
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: suuuuuuuure
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: brrr im sry every mom in the world found out who u were and killed themselves in horribl horribl ways
ViVa La Z 1123: well damn
ViVa La Z 1123: i guess i'll have to wait for you to become a mom
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::bang::
ViVa La Z 1123: excuse you for farting
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahahahahahahaha
ViVa La Z 1123: or did you fall and hit your head
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: bang sounds nothing like a fart u immature fiddler boy
ViVa La Z 1123: my fiddle was stolen thank you very much!
ViVa La Z 1123: by that stupid aladdin monkey
ViVa La Z 1123: aBU
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did he troe feces
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: local news report
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::there have been problems with a lare amount of flying feces it is almost as tho god sat on a toliet and just let 1 00 billion years of shit out his butt...no offense lord::
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did u cry
ViVa La Z 1123: well i didnt cry but my eyes did water when it hit me in the face
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: when meredith picked abu over u bc his fiddl ewas bigger
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: haha feces is good
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like apple pie
ViVa La Z 1123: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i heard u and a pineapple got it on...and i mean ON
ViVa La Z 1123: well i can't deny it...but i do have to say that it wasnt quite the experience that i expected with the spikes and all goin up my butt
ViVa La Z 1123: i heard you and a banana made love all night
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: nono
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: pineapple but a banan would work better
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::goes off to find one::
ViVa La Z 1123: :has one in hand"
ViVa La Z 1123: here have mine
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i dont trust you who knows where taht has been
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: slaps out of hand and runs off like a little girl
ViVa La Z 1123: chases after in a fairy prance
ViVa La Z 1123: "come back here!"
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lmao
ViVa La Z 1123: hehe
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u giggle like a man i laugh like a woman
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: wait....nope thats right
ViVa La Z 1123: why arent you in bed
ViVa La Z 1123: go sleep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u go sleep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u sound like meredith
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur wiped boy
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: whiped*
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: whiped boy
ViVa La Z 1123: haha i dont think i am
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: pssh
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u are u little slut doll
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahahahahahaha
ViVa La Z 1123: poke me maybe it'll hurt
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: with my fork and spork of death it will
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::flys at and gabs with fork and spork of death::
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did it hurt?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: are u dead?
ViVa La Z 1123: no
ViVa La Z 1123: you missed
ViVa La Z 1123: i side stepped you and you fell out the window
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahahahahahaha
ViVa La Z 1123: did that hurt?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no bc im made of rubber from all teh condems i carry bc all teh hot boys want me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::atacks and gets into violent slap fight ::
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: meredith said shed sleep with me
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: sweet
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no not sweet
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u horn dog
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: alright
ViVa La Z 1123: im going to sleep
ViVa La Z 1123: cause it's about time
ViVa La Z 1123: i got away from you
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: you think ur leaving
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but really im leaving
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: so
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so really im running awy from ur scary ass
ViVa La Z 1123: thanks
ViVa La Z 1123: have a great night
ViVa La Z 1123: tty later
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u too slut bag
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: why wont u leave
ViVa La Z 1123: cause i'm talkin real quick with meredith
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: why oh..
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like a quickie
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::wink::
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: GO AWAY U MONKEY BOY WITH A SMALL FIDDLE BE GONE BEFORE I CRY FOR FECES TO BE SMACKED UPON UR BEING
ViVa La Z 1123: im goin im goin
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ok
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no wait
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur nto gone
ViVa La Z 1123: im leaaaaaaaaaaving
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: are u
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: or is teh monkey
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do u have a pineapple ur meeting
ViVa La Z 1123: byyyyyyyyye mmk
ViVa La Z 1123 signed off at 1:58:59 AM.
me and meredith:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lay of bitch
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: off*
Happy2Dnce: say whaaaaa
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: say whaaa
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: say whaaa
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ho
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: guess who
Happy2Dnce: one guess
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: my butt is harry
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like a potter
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lmao
Happy2Dnce: ima hafta say mk
Happy2Dnce: you're weird
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no way
Happy2Dnce: cept yeah
Happy2Dnce: biatch
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i take that offensivly and must...
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: warn ya of it
Happy2Dnce: as long as you dont touch my tralala...
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: dont worry ive got my tralala to touch
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: jk
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: im not a perv
Happy2Dnce: eeew
Happy2Dnce: thats dirty
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lol
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur dirty
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i could smell you tonight
Happy2Dnce: ha
Happy2Dnce: you probably could
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yeah it smelled like what jimmy did in the car
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: mixed with that vanilla tree of yours
Happy2Dnce: ew
Happy2Dnce: thats gross
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur groos
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like poop on a stick
Happy2Dnce: yes, yes i am
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ahha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: at least u admit to it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: biatch
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::runs off with hands in the air::
Happy2Dnce: sure
Happy2Dnce:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::turns around smacks own leg and laughs at lame joke from jokencyclopedia::
Happy2Dnce: that was one nifty book
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sure was nifty like a piece of paper
Happy2Dnce: right...paper...nifty
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: have u not seen paper before
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: its so thin but yet can be thick
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it comes in colors too
Happy2Dnce: hmm
Happy2Dnce: yeah
Happy2Dnce: i suppose
Happy2Dnce: that's pretty random
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and the spaces can be close together or far apart
Happy2Dnce: true
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no u know whats nifty a fork
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: cuz it sounds funny
Happy2Dnce: yeah those are nifty
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and pokes things
Happy2Dnce: yep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do u poke things
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i think u poked lanes tralala
Happy2Dnce: eew
Happy2Dnce: no thanks
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: haha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but you did
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ?
Happy2Dnce: yeah i know
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i say what a remarkable discorvey
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: that one can poke a tralala and come away in one piece
Happy2Dnce:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ramrkable::walks off with amazed scientific ook::
Happy2Dnce: hahahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: are you laughing at me superior intelligence
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: way do you mock me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i shall...
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: warn you once again
Happy2Dnce: hmm
Happy2Dnce: aight
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hahah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: a
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i amuze myself in ways u will never know of
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i feel like creating mayhem
Happy2Dnce: sog o
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yes lets do that
Happy2Dnce: k
Happy2Dnce: go
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::crazed look appears on yours tulys face..rips off clothes to appear to be wild and un tame...runs off burning adn destroying all that lives::
Happy2Dnce: right
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i make lane mad
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: make me smile
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: feel warm inside
Happy2Dnce: you made him mad?
Happy2Dnce: he's dumb
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::strange constipated smile apperas::
Happy2Dnce: eew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: haha life is fun when u piss people off and dont care
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sporks are weird
Happy2Dnce: yes, yes they are
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so or bowls
Happy2Dnce: sure
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u can put things in them or onm ur head
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: buckets too
Happy2Dnce: yes
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and barrels
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: unless they have wholes
Happy2Dnce: yeah...they make them lighter
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::opens mouth and stares for 5 seconds than lets out a gargled laugh of pain in that stupid pitiful humor::
Happy2Dnce:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: why are u showing me you hand
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: that was so 6th grade
Happy2Dnce: cuz i aint got nuthin better to do
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: he is no longer upset and my happiness dwindles for i do take pleasure in other anger cause i am mad and dont know why
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do ur homework
Happy2Dnce: hmm
Happy2Dnce: maybe next year
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i demand u tell me 2+2
Happy2Dnce: 4
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: brrr
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: wrong
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: 22
Happy2Dnce: dammit
Happy2Dnce: i KNEW that
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: stupid
Happy2Dnce: yeahyeah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yeah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: that equals the yeahyeahyeahs
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: one odd band
Happy2Dnce: oh?
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
Happy2Dnce: okay
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::looks off at something taht isnt there::
Happy2Dnce: riiiiiiight
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ...........
Happy2Dnce: ?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i feel like singing and dancing
Happy2Dnce: go for it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i will be the singing dancing queen of the world
Happy2Dnce: that's right
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and all will love and worship me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and then i will take over
Happy2Dnce: ha
Happy2Dnce: good idea
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and make all sing and dnace every where they go
Happy2Dnce: that would be sweet
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and dnacing would be like sex
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lmao
Happy2Dnce: hahahahaha
Happy2Dnce: whaaaaat
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so wed all be non virgins and dance niked in the rain with the intent to do something
Happy2Dnce:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: are u niked meredith?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: how would you feel if a monkkey grabed ur ass
Happy2Dnce: seeing as how niked isn't a word
Happy2Dnce: probably violated
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it is too
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but what if the monkey gave u a banana
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and said hey sweet thang
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: what u doing
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: me and the other monkeys are having a mating ance party adn throwing feces at all
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: *Dance
Happy2Dnce: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so u liek it
Happy2Dnce: i'll pass thanks
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did abu violate u with lanes fiddle
Happy2Dnce: lanes fiddle?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::there have been problems with a lare amount of flying feces it is almost as tho god sat on a toliet and just let 1 00 billion years of shit out his butt...no offense lord::
Happy2Dnce: ew
Happy2Dnce: thats gross
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: in other news local jewish boy lane was seen crying like a school girl after a small monkey no stronger than a two year old stole his fiddle
Happy2Dnce: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i liek apples
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and bananas
Happy2Dnce: meh
Happy2Dnce: i like pineapples
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yes those are good
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: if someone offered u 500 dollars would you make out and sleep with a pineapple
Happy2Dnce: thats not possible though
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: oh it is
Happy2Dnce: you know from experience?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::shifty eyes::
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ViVa La Z 1123: well i can't deny it...but i do have to say that it wasnt quite the experience that i expected with the spikes and all goin up my butt
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: as u can clearly tell it is possibel
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but no dictir u say
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: its true you boyfriend is cheating on you
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: with a pineapple
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::puts hand on shoulder and whispers:: how sick...::shakes head:: im sry
Happy2Dnce: eh well
Happy2Dnce: ya win some ya lose some
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u should get back at him with a banana
Happy2Dnce: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: huh huh
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hey once u get pass teh fact its a fruit its not all that bad
Happy2Dnce: eeew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and plus you have a snack for after
Happy2Dnce: eeeeeeew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lanes a fairy
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hes gay
Happy2Dnce: yeah i know
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i liek fairys
Happy2Dnce: what makes you say that?
Happy2Dnce: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: they can fly
Happy2Dnce: sure
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ViVa La Z 1123: chases after in a fairy prance
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i wish i could fly liek batman
Happy2Dnce: ah gotcha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: wait i am batman
Happy2Dnce: oh?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::stands up with arms on hip::
Happy2Dnce: hahahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i am here to savae teh galaxies from evil doers who dont wipe theri butts
Happy2Dnce:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and my first victim a small girl on her computer doing it with a banan to get bakc at her cheating boyfriedn...I HATE PINEAPPLES
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: MEREDITH
Happy2Dnce: hah?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hey if i aske du to have sexwith me would your answere be the same as the one to this questiopn?
Happy2Dnce: i have no idea what you just said
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sry
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: if i asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the one to this question?
Happy2Dnce: yes?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u naughty girl
Happy2Dnce: eew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: :-*
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lol
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u laugh but i cry
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: :'(
Happy2Dnce: aw no
Happy2Dnce: don't ki
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: not really
Happy2Dnce: oh okay
Happy2Dnce: phew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i have a plate to fix my problems
Happy2Dnce: a plate?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yes a plate
Happy2Dnce: oh?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: what do u have to fix ur problems?
Happy2Dnce: my problems don't really get fixed
Happy2Dnce: they usually become bigger problems
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ahh so they become so big u become over whelmed and take a massive poop at i a.m.
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: 1* not i
Happy2Dnce: um
Happy2Dnce: no
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: thats why u looked bigger today whats bothering you?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u can tell miss cleo
Happy2Dnce: whos that?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i see the futrure
Happy2Dnce: oh really
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i see a little dog..no boy...no cat...no wait thats me at ur house taking food..my bad
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ii mena i never saw me at ur house taking food
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
Happy2Dnce: oh
Happy2Dnce: okay
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it was him ::points at skinny poor innocent bystander and runs off ::
Happy2Dnce: you are so random
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hey me madre wants to see the harriest potter tomorrow
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: want to see it
Happy2Dnce: sho
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: who the hell is sho
Happy2Dnce: um
Happy2Dnce: sure*
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and this um person u speak of
Happy2Dnce: hmm?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: they are realted to hmm?
Happy2Dnce: yes that's right
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: who names their kid bertha
Happy2Dnce: a gifted person
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i swear its just cursing taht kdi to become fat
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: im naming my kid berthat
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i wwant a fat sad kid
Happy2Dnce: eeee
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: to boost my ego
Happy2Dnce: why?
Happy2Dnce: you weirdo
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i didnt mena ti
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: please dont hate me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i have no friends
Happy2Dnce: yeeeeah ya do
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::cringes on floor and sings twinkle twinkle::
Happy2Dnce: why?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: bc i can
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: can u?
Happy2Dnce: nope
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i can tie my shoes wanna see?
Happy2Dnce: yes
Happy2Dnce: go
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i can really
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i just say i can
Happy2Dnce: oh
Happy2Dnce: gotcha
Happy2Dnce: i believe ya
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: cant*
Happy2Dnce: aw
Happy2Dnce: man
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sry i cant speel either
Happy2Dnce: ha
Happy2Dnce: got it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no nooooooooo
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i want wood floors
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: not tile
Happy2Dnce: why?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: bc the sliens can reflect their high proteins beam offf tile
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: my parenst say i need protein
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: omg
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: they are aliens
Happy2Dnce: i doubt it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur an alien too
Happy2Dnce: probably
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: thats why u dont want me to have wood floors
Happy2Dnce: i want to have wood floors
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: what are u?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i want an icee
Happy2Dnce: a meredith
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: all the places were closed
Happy2Dnce: aw damn
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: eww a meredith...im so sry
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but i got candy
Happy2Dnce: then it's all good
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: adn know im candyfied
Happy2Dnce: ah
Happy2Dnce: i see
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: oh candy
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i love candy
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i think its posioned
Happy2Dnce: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and im gonna drop dead any minute
Happy2Dnce: i sure hope not
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: davey havok is hot
Happy2Dnce: yes
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like a summer day
Happy2Dnce: oh
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: with gum drops and gummy bears dancing
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: together in harmony
Happy2Dnce: mmmm
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: whyyyyyy
Happy2Dnce: why what
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did the monkey cry
Happy2Dnce: what monkey
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: that monkey
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do u have chips i dont
Happy2Dnce: yeah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i havent had chips in a while
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: maybe tahts why the monkey is crying
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: he wants a bowl
Happy2Dnce: give him one
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: all i have is plates
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: to fix my problems
Happy2Dnce: why
Happy2Dnce: oh right
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do u not listn
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: gosh
Happy2Dnce: my bad
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i feel so hurt
Happy2Dnce: me too
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like a salad falling on a floor of unhealthiness
Happy2Dnce: ew
Happy2Dnce: thats yucky
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: unhealthiness not really
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: a salad yes
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hahahahah
Happy2Dnce: hmm
Happy2Dnce: oh
Happy2Dnce: k
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::quick utter slence::
Happy2Dnce: are you not tired or sumthin?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u beep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i answer
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: are u not tired ur up asking me this
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: maybe u keep me awke
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: maybe
Happy2Dnce: i am tired
Happy2Dnce: but i dont feel like sleeping
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: tahst why teh purlpe spider wnat sing lullabys
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did u have mountain dew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it makes u pee like crazy
Happy2Dnce: nope
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i mean like hobo i am bill gates crazy
Happy2Dnce: what are you talking about
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i was hoping i could throw a pillow and it would float bc it has feathers in it like a bird and they float
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i wanna kite they really float
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: what are u tralking about
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did u take my kite
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: dont lie to me
Happy2Dnce: i'm not saying anything
Happy2Dnce: yep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: you have my bowls too
Happy2Dnce: yes
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: why?::innocent look::
Happy2Dnce: don't ask me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i know why
Happy2Dnce: k
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u realizes that only a bowl and a kite could set u free and would allow you to fly off to magical lands with little green people who chase after little green things in hopeso fone day not being green eith the help of cheese
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but u dont like cheese so u might not want to go theri
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so why did u take my bowl and kite
Happy2Dnce: i was bored
Happy2Dnce: and thought it was a good idea at the time
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: oh i see will tell it to the monkey
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::points to monkey on floor that is smaking head and singing a brittany spears song::
Happy2Dnce: ee
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it is singing songs of a being dumber than it
Happy2Dnce: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: shameful
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i scurse the light that shines upon those notes of horror that come form the voal chords of taht woman and all sluts
Happy2Dnce: ha
Happy2Dnce: all sluts
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: all fdjfghusa
Happy2Dnce: huh?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: cnady land is an awesome game
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lest play
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: nope bored new game
Happy2Dnce: k
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: weeee i hafta hella pee bitch
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i just remebered taht chari thast out to get me at shelbys
Happy2Dnce: oh?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: adn what if teh chair im sitting on is firends with shelbys chair
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and is going to attack me
Happy2Dnce: thenit's porbnly out to get you too
Happy2Dnce: yep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: omg
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: maybe your chair is out to get you bc
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: its friend with my chair and know we are firneds
Happy2Dnce: damn
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and they are friends with teh aliens
Happy2Dnce: we're all doomed
Happy2Dnce: stupid aliens
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and the aliens are taking all teh banans so we cant get back at perverted boyfriend who sleep with pineapples
Happy2Dnce: ew
Happy2Dnce: i mean
Happy2Dnce: oh no?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i need wood floors u stupid purple spider
Happy2Dnce: right
Happy2Dnce: well honey it's too late
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: right is wrong
Happy2Dnce: go to sleep
Happy2Dnce: so i should say wrong instead of saying right?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no but we will be doome to hight protein beams
Happy2Dnce: what?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no say correct
Happy2Dnce: oh
Happy2Dnce: k
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it sounds intellectual
Happy2Dnce: ha
Happy2Dnce: gotcha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do u
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u hoodlum
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: mayhem
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i love it
Happy2Dnce: oh
Happy2Dnce: k
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so ur gonna see the harriest potter tomorrow
Happy2Dnce: sure
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: w / my mom
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: wait thast when her and her alien friends will get us
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so how do u feel about spoons
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: good, bad...yes, no
Happy2Dnce: good
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and pants
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: oh underwear
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: can u really eat it like taht joke
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: damn that joke
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and biology
Happy2Dnce: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: well one must end randomness at some point
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but its not now
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hahah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: a
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sucka
Happy2Dnce: what?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: WHAT?
Happy2Dnce: i think it's time to go to sleep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sh i hear something
Happy2Dnce: go investigate
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: its ur mom saying your wrong
Happy2Dnce: like the ho bags in scary movies
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hos have bags?
Happy2Dnce: yes
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: oh ok
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: dun dun dunnnnnnn
Happy2Dnce: yeah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: my kitty is sleeping
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: shes so cute
Happy2Dnce: so follow the example
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i see
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u dont like me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: fine fien
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: go to sleep see if i care
Happy2Dnce: yeaah i do
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::turns away trying to be cool and pretending not to care::
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ..............
Happy2Dnce: i don't wanna leave you here with your random self
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ..........
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: random is that all u see
Happy2Dnce: i'm goin to sleep mk
Happy2Dnce: of course not
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: there is more to me
Happy2Dnce: yes i know
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::shakes fist::
Happy2Dnce: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no do humor me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: be gone
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: dont*
Happy2Dnce: good niiiight
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lets just pretend im mad
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ttyl
Happy2Dnce: k
Happy2Dnce: adios chica lylas
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ill call u about harriest potter
Happy2Dnce: aight
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lylas bitch
Happy2Dnce signed off at 2:20:19 AM.
awesoem ::evil smile and taps fingers together::...i just realized i suck at typing and spelling
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: go to sleep you mo fo
ViVa La Z 1123: nooooooooooo
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ok mo fo scratch ur ass
ViVa La Z 1123: will do baby
ViVa La Z 1123: will do
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did u pierce you prince albert?
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: nooooo
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i think u did bia
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: stop talking to me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: who are you
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: yea
ViVa La Z 1123: ok
ViVa La Z 1123: punk
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ah so ur name is punk
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: pleased to meet u
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: punk
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: my name is wibbely wakkle
ViVa La Z 1123: very funny
ViVa La Z 1123: oh is it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yes do u find it funny?
ViVa La Z 1123: very
ViVa La Z 1123: extremely
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: well that is rude and i find your face funny
ViVa La Z 1123: well too bad you have to look at it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yes yes i regret every moment we come in comtact
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but i must say i admire your gorgeous golden locks of hair
ViVa La Z 1123: haha well at least i have something you enjoy lookin at
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: not for long buddy ::brings out a flame thrower::
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i admired them for their flamability
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::evil grin:: muhahaha
ViVa La Z 1123: briings out fire shield
ViVa La Z 1123: well at least i have my protection
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: bitch
ViVa La Z 1123: :-D;-)
ViVa La Z 1123: what are you doing tommorow
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur fluufy dog and that lion cat u have
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahaha
ViVa La Z 1123: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur mom
ViVa La Z 1123: noooooo
ViVa La Z 1123: you're mom
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: my mom is not hear at teh moment if you need to talk to her or would like an appointment please stay tuned and enjoy our crappy elevator music
ViVa La Z 1123: ok
ViVa La Z 1123: lemme know when i can speak with someone who will actually give me a shot at their mom
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ..............never
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: suuuuuuuure
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: brrr im sry every mom in the world found out who u were and killed themselves in horribl horribl ways
ViVa La Z 1123: well damn
ViVa La Z 1123: i guess i'll have to wait for you to become a mom
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::bang::
ViVa La Z 1123: excuse you for farting
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahahahahahahaha
ViVa La Z 1123: or did you fall and hit your head
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: bang sounds nothing like a fart u immature fiddler boy
ViVa La Z 1123: my fiddle was stolen thank you very much!
ViVa La Z 1123: by that stupid aladdin monkey
ViVa La Z 1123: aBU
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did he troe feces
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: local news report
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::there have been problems with a lare amount of flying feces it is almost as tho god sat on a toliet and just let 1 00 billion years of shit out his butt...no offense lord::
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did u cry
ViVa La Z 1123: well i didnt cry but my eyes did water when it hit me in the face
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: when meredith picked abu over u bc his fiddl ewas bigger
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: haha feces is good
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like apple pie
ViVa La Z 1123: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i heard u and a pineapple got it on...and i mean ON
ViVa La Z 1123: well i can't deny it...but i do have to say that it wasnt quite the experience that i expected with the spikes and all goin up my butt
ViVa La Z 1123: i heard you and a banana made love all night
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: nono
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: pineapple but a banan would work better
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::goes off to find one::
ViVa La Z 1123: :has one in hand"
ViVa La Z 1123: here have mine
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i dont trust you who knows where taht has been
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: slaps out of hand and runs off like a little girl
ViVa La Z 1123: chases after in a fairy prance
ViVa La Z 1123: "come back here!"
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lmao
ViVa La Z 1123: hehe
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u giggle like a man i laugh like a woman
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: wait....nope thats right
ViVa La Z 1123: why arent you in bed
ViVa La Z 1123: go sleep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u go sleep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u sound like meredith
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur wiped boy
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: whiped*
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: whiped boy
ViVa La Z 1123: haha i dont think i am
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: pssh
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u are u little slut doll
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahahahahahaha
ViVa La Z 1123: poke me maybe it'll hurt
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: with my fork and spork of death it will
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::flys at and gabs with fork and spork of death::
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did it hurt?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: are u dead?
ViVa La Z 1123: no
ViVa La Z 1123: you missed
ViVa La Z 1123: i side stepped you and you fell out the window
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahahahahahaha
ViVa La Z 1123: did that hurt?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no bc im made of rubber from all teh condems i carry bc all teh hot boys want me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::atacks and gets into violent slap fight ::
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: meredith said shed sleep with me
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: sweet
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no not sweet
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u horn dog
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: alright
ViVa La Z 1123: im going to sleep
ViVa La Z 1123: cause it's about time
ViVa La Z 1123: i got away from you
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: you think ur leaving
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but really im leaving
ViVa La Z 1123: haha
ViVa La Z 1123: so
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so really im running awy from ur scary ass
ViVa La Z 1123: thanks
ViVa La Z 1123: have a great night
ViVa La Z 1123: tty later
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u too slut bag
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: why wont u leave
ViVa La Z 1123: cause i'm talkin real quick with meredith
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: why oh..
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like a quickie
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::wink::
ViVa La Z 1123: hahahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: GO AWAY U MONKEY BOY WITH A SMALL FIDDLE BE GONE BEFORE I CRY FOR FECES TO BE SMACKED UPON UR BEING
ViVa La Z 1123: im goin im goin
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ok
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no wait
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur nto gone
ViVa La Z 1123: im leaaaaaaaaaaving
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: are u
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: or is teh monkey
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do u have a pineapple ur meeting
ViVa La Z 1123: byyyyyyyyye mmk
ViVa La Z 1123 signed off at 1:58:59 AM.
me and meredith:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lay of bitch
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: off*
Happy2Dnce: say whaaaaa
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: say whaaa
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: say whaaa
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ho
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: guess who
Happy2Dnce: one guess
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: my butt is harry
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like a potter
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lmao
Happy2Dnce: ima hafta say mk
Happy2Dnce: you're weird
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no way
Happy2Dnce: cept yeah
Happy2Dnce: biatch
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i take that offensivly and must...
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: warn ya of it
Happy2Dnce: as long as you dont touch my tralala...
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: dont worry ive got my tralala to touch
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: jk
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: im not a perv
Happy2Dnce: eeew
Happy2Dnce: thats dirty
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lol
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur dirty
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i could smell you tonight
Happy2Dnce: ha
Happy2Dnce: you probably could
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yeah it smelled like what jimmy did in the car
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: mixed with that vanilla tree of yours
Happy2Dnce: ew
Happy2Dnce: thats gross
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur groos
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like poop on a stick
Happy2Dnce: yes, yes i am
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ahha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: at least u admit to it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: biatch
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::runs off with hands in the air::
Happy2Dnce: sure
Happy2Dnce:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::turns around smacks own leg and laughs at lame joke from jokencyclopedia::
Happy2Dnce: that was one nifty book
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sure was nifty like a piece of paper
Happy2Dnce: right...paper...nifty
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: have u not seen paper before
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: its so thin but yet can be thick
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it comes in colors too
Happy2Dnce: hmm
Happy2Dnce: yeah
Happy2Dnce: i suppose
Happy2Dnce: that's pretty random
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and the spaces can be close together or far apart
Happy2Dnce: true
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no u know whats nifty a fork
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: cuz it sounds funny
Happy2Dnce: yeah those are nifty
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and pokes things
Happy2Dnce: yep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do u poke things
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i think u poked lanes tralala
Happy2Dnce: eew
Happy2Dnce: no thanks
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: haha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but you did
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ?
Happy2Dnce: yeah i know
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i say what a remarkable discorvey
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: that one can poke a tralala and come away in one piece
Happy2Dnce:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ramrkable::walks off with amazed scientific ook::
Happy2Dnce: hahahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: are you laughing at me superior intelligence
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: way do you mock me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i shall...
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: warn you once again
Happy2Dnce: hmm
Happy2Dnce: aight
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hahah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: a
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i amuze myself in ways u will never know of
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i feel like creating mayhem
Happy2Dnce: sog o
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yes lets do that
Happy2Dnce: k
Happy2Dnce: go
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::crazed look appears on yours tulys face..rips off clothes to appear to be wild and un tame...runs off burning adn destroying all that lives::
Happy2Dnce: right
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i make lane mad
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: make me smile
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: feel warm inside
Happy2Dnce: you made him mad?
Happy2Dnce: he's dumb
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::strange constipated smile apperas::
Happy2Dnce: eew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: haha life is fun when u piss people off and dont care
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sporks are weird
Happy2Dnce: yes, yes they are
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so or bowls
Happy2Dnce: sure
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u can put things in them or onm ur head
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: buckets too
Happy2Dnce: yes
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and barrels
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: unless they have wholes
Happy2Dnce: yeah...they make them lighter
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::opens mouth and stares for 5 seconds than lets out a gargled laugh of pain in that stupid pitiful humor::
Happy2Dnce:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: why are u showing me you hand
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: that was so 6th grade
Happy2Dnce: cuz i aint got nuthin better to do
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: he is no longer upset and my happiness dwindles for i do take pleasure in other anger cause i am mad and dont know why
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do ur homework
Happy2Dnce: hmm
Happy2Dnce: maybe next year
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i demand u tell me 2+2
Happy2Dnce: 4
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: brrr
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: wrong
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: 22
Happy2Dnce: dammit
Happy2Dnce: i KNEW that
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: stupid
Happy2Dnce: yeahyeah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yeah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: that equals the yeahyeahyeahs
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: one odd band
Happy2Dnce: oh?
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
Happy2Dnce: okay
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::looks off at something taht isnt there::
Happy2Dnce: riiiiiiight
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ...........
Happy2Dnce: ?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i feel like singing and dancing
Happy2Dnce: go for it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i will be the singing dancing queen of the world
Happy2Dnce: that's right
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and all will love and worship me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and then i will take over
Happy2Dnce: ha
Happy2Dnce: good idea
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and make all sing and dnace every where they go
Happy2Dnce: that would be sweet
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and dnacing would be like sex
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lmao
Happy2Dnce: hahahahaha
Happy2Dnce: whaaaaat
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so wed all be non virgins and dance niked in the rain with the intent to do something
Happy2Dnce:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: are u niked meredith?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: how would you feel if a monkkey grabed ur ass
Happy2Dnce: seeing as how niked isn't a word
Happy2Dnce: probably violated
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it is too
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but what if the monkey gave u a banana
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and said hey sweet thang
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: what u doing
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: me and the other monkeys are having a mating ance party adn throwing feces at all
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: *Dance
Happy2Dnce: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so u liek it
Happy2Dnce: i'll pass thanks
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did abu violate u with lanes fiddle
Happy2Dnce: lanes fiddle?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::there have been problems with a lare amount of flying feces it is almost as tho god sat on a toliet and just let 1 00 billion years of shit out his butt...no offense lord::
Happy2Dnce: ew
Happy2Dnce: thats gross
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: in other news local jewish boy lane was seen crying like a school girl after a small monkey no stronger than a two year old stole his fiddle
Happy2Dnce: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i liek apples
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and bananas
Happy2Dnce: meh
Happy2Dnce: i like pineapples
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yes those are good
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: if someone offered u 500 dollars would you make out and sleep with a pineapple
Happy2Dnce: thats not possible though
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: oh it is
Happy2Dnce: you know from experience?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::shifty eyes::
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ViVa La Z 1123: well i can't deny it...but i do have to say that it wasnt quite the experience that i expected with the spikes and all goin up my butt
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: as u can clearly tell it is possibel
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but no dictir u say
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: its true you boyfriend is cheating on you
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: with a pineapple
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::puts hand on shoulder and whispers:: how sick...::shakes head:: im sry
Happy2Dnce: eh well
Happy2Dnce: ya win some ya lose some
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u should get back at him with a banana
Happy2Dnce: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: huh huh
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hey once u get pass teh fact its a fruit its not all that bad
Happy2Dnce: eeew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and plus you have a snack for after
Happy2Dnce: eeeeeeew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lanes a fairy
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hes gay
Happy2Dnce: yeah i know
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i liek fairys
Happy2Dnce: what makes you say that?
Happy2Dnce: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: they can fly
Happy2Dnce: sure
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ViVa La Z 1123: chases after in a fairy prance
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i wish i could fly liek batman
Happy2Dnce: ah gotcha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: wait i am batman
Happy2Dnce: oh?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::stands up with arms on hip::
Happy2Dnce: hahahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i am here to savae teh galaxies from evil doers who dont wipe theri butts
Happy2Dnce:
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and my first victim a small girl on her computer doing it with a banan to get bakc at her cheating boyfriedn...I HATE PINEAPPLES
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: MEREDITH
Happy2Dnce: hah?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hey if i aske du to have sexwith me would your answere be the same as the one to this questiopn?
Happy2Dnce: i have no idea what you just said
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sry
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: if i asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the one to this question?
Happy2Dnce: yes?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u naughty girl
Happy2Dnce: eew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: :-*
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lol
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u laugh but i cry
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: :'(
Happy2Dnce: aw no
Happy2Dnce: don't ki
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: not really
Happy2Dnce: oh okay
Happy2Dnce: phew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i have a plate to fix my problems
Happy2Dnce: a plate?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: yes a plate
Happy2Dnce: oh?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: what do u have to fix ur problems?
Happy2Dnce: my problems don't really get fixed
Happy2Dnce: they usually become bigger problems
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ahh so they become so big u become over whelmed and take a massive poop at i a.m.
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: 1* not i
Happy2Dnce: um
Happy2Dnce: no
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: thats why u looked bigger today whats bothering you?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u can tell miss cleo
Happy2Dnce: whos that?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i see the futrure
Happy2Dnce: oh really
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i see a little dog..no boy...no cat...no wait thats me at ur house taking food..my bad
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ii mena i never saw me at ur house taking food
Happy2Dnce: hahaha
Happy2Dnce: oh
Happy2Dnce: okay
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it was him ::points at skinny poor innocent bystander and runs off ::
Happy2Dnce: you are so random
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hey me madre wants to see the harriest potter tomorrow
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: want to see it
Happy2Dnce: sho
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: who the hell is sho
Happy2Dnce: um
Happy2Dnce: sure*
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and this um person u speak of
Happy2Dnce: hmm?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: they are realted to hmm?
Happy2Dnce: yes that's right
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: who names their kid bertha
Happy2Dnce: a gifted person
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i swear its just cursing taht kdi to become fat
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: im naming my kid berthat
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i wwant a fat sad kid
Happy2Dnce: eeee
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: to boost my ego
Happy2Dnce: why?
Happy2Dnce: you weirdo
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i didnt mena ti
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: please dont hate me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i have no friends
Happy2Dnce: yeeeeah ya do
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::cringes on floor and sings twinkle twinkle::
Happy2Dnce: why?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: bc i can
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: can u?
Happy2Dnce: nope
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i can tie my shoes wanna see?
Happy2Dnce: yes
Happy2Dnce: go
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i can really
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i just say i can
Happy2Dnce: oh
Happy2Dnce: gotcha
Happy2Dnce: i believe ya
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: cant*
Happy2Dnce: aw
Happy2Dnce: man
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sry i cant speel either
Happy2Dnce: ha
Happy2Dnce: got it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no nooooooooo
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i want wood floors
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: not tile
Happy2Dnce: why?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: bc the sliens can reflect their high proteins beam offf tile
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: my parenst say i need protein
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: omg
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: they are aliens
Happy2Dnce: i doubt it
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ur an alien too
Happy2Dnce: probably
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: thats why u dont want me to have wood floors
Happy2Dnce: i want to have wood floors
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: what are u?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i want an icee
Happy2Dnce: a meredith
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: all the places were closed
Happy2Dnce: aw damn
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: eww a meredith...im so sry
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but i got candy
Happy2Dnce: then it's all good
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: adn know im candyfied
Happy2Dnce: ah
Happy2Dnce: i see
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: oh candy
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i love candy
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i think its posioned
Happy2Dnce: ew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and im gonna drop dead any minute
Happy2Dnce: i sure hope not
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: davey havok is hot
Happy2Dnce: yes
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like a summer day
Happy2Dnce: oh
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: with gum drops and gummy bears dancing
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: together in harmony
Happy2Dnce: mmmm
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: whyyyyyy
Happy2Dnce: why what
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did the monkey cry
Happy2Dnce: what monkey
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: that monkey
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do u have chips i dont
Happy2Dnce: yeah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i havent had chips in a while
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: maybe tahts why the monkey is crying
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: he wants a bowl
Happy2Dnce: give him one
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: all i have is plates
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: to fix my problems
Happy2Dnce: why
Happy2Dnce: oh right
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do u not listn
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: gosh
Happy2Dnce: my bad
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i feel so hurt
Happy2Dnce: me too
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: like a salad falling on a floor of unhealthiness
Happy2Dnce: ew
Happy2Dnce: thats yucky
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: unhealthiness not really
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: a salad yes
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hahahahah
Happy2Dnce: hmm
Happy2Dnce: oh
Happy2Dnce: k
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::quick utter slence::
Happy2Dnce: are you not tired or sumthin?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u beep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i answer
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: are u not tired ur up asking me this
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: maybe u keep me awke
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: maybe
Happy2Dnce: i am tired
Happy2Dnce: but i dont feel like sleeping
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: tahst why teh purlpe spider wnat sing lullabys
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did u have mountain dew
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it makes u pee like crazy
Happy2Dnce: nope
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i mean like hobo i am bill gates crazy
Happy2Dnce: what are you talking about
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i was hoping i could throw a pillow and it would float bc it has feathers in it like a bird and they float
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i wanna kite they really float
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: what are u tralking about
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: did u take my kite
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: dont lie to me
Happy2Dnce: i'm not saying anything
Happy2Dnce: yep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: you have my bowls too
Happy2Dnce: yes
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: why?::innocent look::
Happy2Dnce: don't ask me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i know why
Happy2Dnce: k
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u realizes that only a bowl and a kite could set u free and would allow you to fly off to magical lands with little green people who chase after little green things in hopeso fone day not being green eith the help of cheese
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but u dont like cheese so u might not want to go theri
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so why did u take my bowl and kite
Happy2Dnce: i was bored
Happy2Dnce: and thought it was a good idea at the time
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: oh i see will tell it to the monkey
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::points to monkey on floor that is smaking head and singing a brittany spears song::
Happy2Dnce: ee
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it is singing songs of a being dumber than it
Happy2Dnce: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: shameful
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i scurse the light that shines upon those notes of horror that come form the voal chords of taht woman and all sluts
Happy2Dnce: ha
Happy2Dnce: all sluts
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: all fdjfghusa
Happy2Dnce: huh?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: cnady land is an awesome game
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lest play
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: nope bored new game
Happy2Dnce: k
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: weeee i hafta hella pee bitch
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i just remebered taht chari thast out to get me at shelbys
Happy2Dnce: oh?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: adn what if teh chair im sitting on is firends with shelbys chair
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and is going to attack me
Happy2Dnce: thenit's porbnly out to get you too
Happy2Dnce: yep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: omg
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: maybe your chair is out to get you bc
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: its friend with my chair and know we are firneds
Happy2Dnce: damn
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and they are friends with teh aliens
Happy2Dnce: we're all doomed
Happy2Dnce: stupid aliens
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and the aliens are taking all teh banans so we cant get back at perverted boyfriend who sleep with pineapples
Happy2Dnce: ew
Happy2Dnce: i mean
Happy2Dnce: oh no?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i need wood floors u stupid purple spider
Happy2Dnce: right
Happy2Dnce: well honey it's too late
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: right is wrong
Happy2Dnce: go to sleep
Happy2Dnce: so i should say wrong instead of saying right?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no but we will be doome to hight protein beams
Happy2Dnce: what?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no say correct
Happy2Dnce: oh
Happy2Dnce: k
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: it sounds intellectual
Happy2Dnce: ha
Happy2Dnce: gotcha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: do u
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u hoodlum
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: mayhem
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i love it
Happy2Dnce: oh
Happy2Dnce: k
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so ur gonna see the harriest potter tomorrow
Happy2Dnce: sure
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: w / my mom
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: wait thast when her and her alien friends will get us
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: so how do u feel about spoons
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: good, bad...yes, no
Happy2Dnce: good
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and pants
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: oh underwear
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: can u really eat it like taht joke
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: damn that joke
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: and biology
Happy2Dnce: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: well one must end randomness at some point
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: but its not now
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hahah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: a
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sucka
Happy2Dnce: what?
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: WHAT?
Happy2Dnce: i think it's time to go to sleep
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: sh i hear something
Happy2Dnce: go investigate
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: its ur mom saying your wrong
Happy2Dnce: like the ho bags in scary movies
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: hos have bags?
Happy2Dnce: yes
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: oh ok
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: dun dun dunnnnnnn
Happy2Dnce: yeah
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: my kitty is sleeping
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: shes so cute
Happy2Dnce: so follow the example
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: i see
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: u dont like me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: fine fien
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: go to sleep see if i care
Happy2Dnce: yeaah i do
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::turns away trying to be cool and pretending not to care::
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ..............
Happy2Dnce: i don't wanna leave you here with your random self
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ..........
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: random is that all u see
Happy2Dnce: i'm goin to sleep mk
Happy2Dnce: of course not
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: there is more to me
Happy2Dnce: yes i know
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ::shakes fist::
Happy2Dnce: ha
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: no do humor me
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: be gone
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: dont*
Happy2Dnce: good niiiight
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lets just pretend im mad
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ttyl
Happy2Dnce: k
Happy2Dnce: adios chica lylas
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: ill call u about harriest potter
Happy2Dnce: aight
MiSfitSPuMpKIn: lylas bitch
Happy2Dnce signed off at 2:20:19 AM.
awesoem ::evil smile and taps fingers together::...i just realized i suck at typing and spelling