Da hell is that dream ?

Jan 25, 2011 09:50

I type it on my phone as soon as I woke up so there may be errors and "à" everywhere, sorry !

hahaha omg what was that dream ?
I was in а hotel room i think, i don't even know who i was and what i was doing there, apparently we were going to film a movie or something like that.
I suddenly had the urge to go number two, but the bathroom there was full of stuff for the filming and people so I had to find another place.
I get out of the room and find myself in а huge castle of some sort cause it was а mix between а modern interior and classical castle stuff.
So i was wandering in search of toilets, i didn't know well this place, and my pants were already down... so yeah i was walking aimlessly my pants down with а TP roll in my hand in this castle. people were looking at me "ah Cynthia is in search of toilets" so apparently it wasn't the first time....
walking down some stairs i see someone on the balcony, it was kikwang, i was wondering what he was doing there so i went up again and started to follow him but i was slowed by my pants so i lost him eventually.
I was next to the attics i think it was all woody and there was а long balcony going around the room.
Then i see someone jumping off the balcony, it was Jonghyun, I asked him where he came from, he didn't say anything, just pointed in direction of the next room.
Of course i had to go, i had absolutely forgotten about my mission and put my pants back on. Threw the TP roll and walked towards the huge door.
I entered the room, it was really huge and full with paintings ( and а flat tv screen in the middle of the wall lol) there were shelves full of souvenirs and weapons and all.
I walked around the room and suddenly saw Dumbledore coming my way, he looked at me, still walking, then made а door in the wall to open. "come." he just said.
Well okay then, I pass through the freshly appeared door which looked like the inside of а stomach lol, and i ended up in Dumbledore's office.
He didn't say anything and opened another door, this one was leading outside, so i go through and we were in the gardens behind the castle.
At first we were alone, hut he told me to wait, so i waited there, then some people arrived from the left, а few wizards with а prisoner of some sort, more people appeared by our side as well, as id there was going to be fight.
and i was quite right, the people with the prisoner were standing away from us across the garden, and we were against the wall. then they started the fight by sending spells and all.
and i was there watching, so i pulled my wand out of my pocket, and sent а blinding spell at а guy who was going to blow at Dumbledore.
He wasn't happy and shouted "who the hell are you? you are not allowed here!! let me chainlock you" to which i answered "oh cool i love being chained down, i hope you are going to spank me after, i have been а dirty girl ! " he was angry and his face turned red, so he whistled really loudly, to call i don't know what .

a few minutes after а giant goblin or something like that arrived
.
it came towards me, took me out of the wall i was chained on and put me on his shoulder "you are going to get punished so bad"
"fine with me i have been naughty" i said, and he twitched. I was smiling, sitting on his shoulder and wrapped in chains, and watching the fight that wasn't over yet. i saw Dumbledore looking at me, and mumbling something, and in an instant the goblin and I were flying our ass off in the air. the flight was long, the chains were broken and i was screaming like hell. then i saw а guy flying back to the castle, and i knew who he was, he was sensitive to siren calls, so i started screaming and chanting like а siren but it did nothing lol "I AM А SIIIIREEEEEEEN COME AND SAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE "
We continued flying through the sky until we landed, well no, dived in the ocean, it was so far from the coast i was discouraged. plus the giant goblin was next to me still, and was swimming towards me.
but the sea was full of other creatures it was quite scary. the goblin caught me and put me back on his shoulder even if i wasn't chained anymore "it is going to be long to go back to the beach"
and hz started swimming, at some point we were followed by а giant giant turtle who tried to swallow us, luckily the goblin avoided it. then th turtle got tired and stopped.
we suddenly saw an enormous torso and head erupting our of the water. "want а ride ?" he was soooo huge that the goblin could sit on his shoulder lol. "but you will have to pay me"
"ok" and wй gave him money, he put the goblin on his shoulder and started walking through the water. the sight of а huge giant with а giant goblin on his shoulder, who had а human on his shoulder might have been quite funny.
we reached the coast in no time, but it was still really far faim the castle, i asked the giant giant to throw me in its direction and he accepted. so he threw me and i flew my way back to the castle, seeing all the villages from the sky, it was as if i was playing anno1404, watching my city. so i arrived to the vaste, i landed on а tree behind the garden, and i saw the wizards still fighting, they were moving to the far bottom of the garden and here there was а little wooden cabinet, it was а toilet. and Dumbledore started incanting something to protect the wooden cabinet. and i remembered that his mother was buried under....
then one of the wizards said " this will never end, should we settle that with а game of cards ?" ans everyone agreed, they sat down and started playing card while i was astonished on top of my tree.
it was so ridiculous i woke up.

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