Aw, shit, son! Howard Hughes SCHOOLED the Witch of Wall Street in yesterday's poll, old timey-style. Clearly you were all blinded by his slick look and impressive resume. I BET HE PAID YOU OFF, DIDN'T HE? In any case, Mr. Hughes moves on to the finals, and may very well wind up facing one of today's contestants, who are as follows:

Mark Twain

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