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Pretty certain I just watched an episode of CSI that was basically a canon film!Noir AU. Emphasis on the AU :P
CSI 11-12 A Kiss Before Frying
Opened this post, typed the title then SCREAMED I do hate shocks like that quite a lot. Even though the thought had crossed my mind that he was alive still *takes deep calming breaths*
Severely burned in some places but not others? Weird.
Electric chair is a horrible way to die and then to not even entirely die *shudders* I
*stops in tracks*
How did I forget this is the Dita von Teese episode! Oh look, Greg has a crush <3 not that you can blame him. And Nick's encouraging him (oh WAIT all that Nick/Greg stuff is in my head :P)
Greg being happy he got a date is kind of ridiculously adorable.
Electric chair on a truck? Well that's a new one.
Why's Greg so tired *worries for him* and Nick's being push-y encouraging the date.
(you know obviously this is going to go wrong- when do they EVER show us a romance that goes all right? which is a pity because they seem kind of cute together right now... even though this episode is clearly an AU in which Greg is straight :P)
Oh bless, Greg being all gushy about his new girlfriend to Nick is kind of sweet. Peaches? Is that going to be relevant later?
Aaaaaaaaand another body. Of course.
Wait, they might be picking victims based on streetnames? That's also REALLY weird and new on me.
Taking personal calls at work? And then talking about the case, even just to say headway... OH GREG I do worry.
No seriously I WORRY she brought sandwiches? Oh this is so going to end ridiculously badly *sighs*
(ahahahah Henry staring at her and Greg, because she's so hot or because Greg is with a GIRL :-P)
And now she's poking through his notes :-| DON'T TRUST HER
Oh and he isn't trusting her, well done Greg! Though please not to be rushing off places without backup.
Rita von Squeeze?! LOLOLOL They had to get one of her numbers in though, of course they did! And now it looks like Greg might have fallen into one of his old Vegas stories.
Oh Greg sweetheart, tell the others what's going on RIGHT NOW. Oh and he has and is ignoring Nick's advice that's not sensible... stop worrying about her. Worry about yourself :-|
And officially a serial killer (can we have a Criminal Minds crossover please)
I love it when the rush off on some ideas without telling the others (and when I say love...)
Wait is this genuinely going to be an old Vegas story? Awesome. But someone's seriously killing the grandchildren of people who were all part of a conspiracy...
"This is very strange" yes Nick, yes it is.
And there we go, Ellen/Rita is the grandchild of the murdered woman. Oh Greg, you barely know her, you can't possibly know if she's capable of this or not.
Greg you idiot stop believing her PLEASE take backup... man this is the least likely episode in a while and that's saying something.
No shooting at my Greg even when he is being foolish. And now she's leaving a trail of clues *rolls eyes so hard*
*hides head in hands* Trust your co-workers Greg, please stop being stupid however "twisted up" he is.
OH GOD it really is all her and he's electrocuting himself and I can't watch this anymore.
Oh but they are having WAY too much fun doing this film!Noir stuff. This is totes just Eric Szmanda and Dita von Teese doing their own little fantasy thing... I sort of love it except it is TOTAL AU for actual CSI.
"For what it's worth? I've loved you since Tuesday." *dies laughing*
Seriously. CSI film!Noir AU which you can totally imagine Eric and Dita cooking up between them and suggesting to the producers...
CSI 11-12 A Kiss Before Frying
Opened this post, typed the title then SCREAMED I do hate shocks like that quite a lot. Even though the thought had crossed my mind that he was alive still *takes deep calming breaths*
Severely burned in some places but not others? Weird.
Electric chair is a horrible way to die and then to not even entirely die *shudders* I
*stops in tracks*
How did I forget this is the Dita von Teese episode! Oh look, Greg has a crush <3 not that you can blame him. And Nick's encouraging him (oh WAIT all that Nick/Greg stuff is in my head :P)
Greg being happy he got a date is kind of ridiculously adorable.
Electric chair on a truck? Well that's a new one.
Why's Greg so tired *worries for him* and Nick's being push-y encouraging the date.
(you know obviously this is going to go wrong- when do they EVER show us a romance that goes all right? which is a pity because they seem kind of cute together right now... even though this episode is clearly an AU in which Greg is straight :P)
Oh bless, Greg being all gushy about his new girlfriend to Nick is kind of sweet. Peaches? Is that going to be relevant later?
Aaaaaaaaand another body. Of course.
Wait, they might be picking victims based on streetnames? That's also REALLY weird and new on me.
Taking personal calls at work? And then talking about the case, even just to say headway... OH GREG I do worry.
No seriously I WORRY she brought sandwiches? Oh this is so going to end ridiculously badly *sighs*
(ahahahah Henry staring at her and Greg, because she's so hot or because Greg is with a GIRL :-P)
And now she's poking through his notes :-| DON'T TRUST HER
Oh and he isn't trusting her, well done Greg! Though please not to be rushing off places without backup.
Rita von Squeeze?! LOLOLOL They had to get one of her numbers in though, of course they did! And now it looks like Greg might have fallen into one of his old Vegas stories.
Oh Greg sweetheart, tell the others what's going on RIGHT NOW. Oh and he has and is ignoring Nick's advice that's not sensible... stop worrying about her. Worry about yourself :-|
And officially a serial killer (can we have a Criminal Minds crossover please)
I love it when the rush off on some ideas without telling the others (and when I say love...)
Wait is this genuinely going to be an old Vegas story? Awesome. But someone's seriously killing the grandchildren of people who were all part of a conspiracy...
"This is very strange" yes Nick, yes it is.
And there we go, Ellen/Rita is the grandchild of the murdered woman. Oh Greg, you barely know her, you can't possibly know if she's capable of this or not.
Greg you idiot stop believing her PLEASE take backup... man this is the least likely episode in a while and that's saying something.
No shooting at my Greg even when he is being foolish. And now she's leaving a trail of clues *rolls eyes so hard*
*hides head in hands* Trust your co-workers Greg, please stop being stupid however "twisted up" he is.
OH GOD it really is all her and he's electrocuting himself and I can't watch this anymore.
Oh but they are having WAY too much fun doing this film!Noir stuff. This is totes just Eric Szmanda and Dita von Teese doing their own little fantasy thing... I sort of love it except it is TOTAL AU for actual CSI.
"For what it's worth? I've loved you since Tuesday." *dies laughing*
Seriously. CSI film!Noir AU which you can totally imagine Eric and Dita cooking up between them and suggesting to the producers...