This Life Is A Test
by Ted L. Gibbons
Rule #1 This is an open-book Test.
Rule #2 This is a take-home Test.
Rule #3 This is a multiple-choice Test.
Rule #4 This is a Test.
Don't expect the Instructor to solve all the problems.
Rule #5 Don't quit.
Only the instructor knows how many problems there are and how long to Test will last.
Rule #6 Not all the problems make sense.
Rule #7 Your Test is personalized.
Rule #8 Not all of the problems are designed by instructor, but the Testing Center is.
Rule #9 The Teacher or His Aides can relay new instructions at any time.
Rule #10 Some problems are very difficult, but the solutions are always simple.
Rule #11 You must help others solve their problems.
Rule #12 Mistakes can be fixed until the Test is over.
Rule #13 If you need help (or even if you don't) call the Instructor.
Rule #14 Be of good cheer.
Rule #1 This is an open-book Test.
Rule #2 This is a take-home Test.
Rule #3 This is a multiple-choice Test.
Rule #4 This is a Test.
Don't expect the Instructor to solve all the problems.
Rule #5 Don't quit.
Only the instructor knows how many problems there are and how long to Test will last.
Rule #6 Not all the problems make sense.
Rule #7 Your Test is personalized.
Rule #8 Not all of the problems are designed by instructor, but the Testing Center is.
Rule #9 The Teacher or His Aides can relay new instructions at any time.
Rule #10 Some problems are very difficult, but the solutions are always simple.
Rule #11 You must help others solve their problems.
Rule #12 Mistakes can be fixed until the Test is over.
Rule #13 If you need help (or even if you don't) call the Instructor.
Rule #14 Be of good cheer.