To Mr. Lanzoni
Dear Mr. Lanzoni,
I know you're not in much of a position to want to hear any of this, but suck it up and read on anyways.
You are a ridiculously cool individual. I have never known anyone who has had more bad luck than you, however. It somewhat boggles my mind. I don't have an explanation.
I do know a couple things, though.
I know you have been one of my best friends consistently for going on 9 years.
I know I look forward to any time I get to spend with you.
I know you have a knack for inviting people to fancy events in ways that make them feel ridiculously special.
I know you are amazingly creative and spend a lot of time on things that might not necessarily require it, but that's your m.o.
I'm talkin anything from school projects to valentine's day cards.
I know girls are generally ridiculously idiotic.
I don't really know what to tell you. But I really wish I did. I wish you knew how awesome you were. I wish she knew too.
Whatever you do, don't change.
Very respectfully,
Ellen T. Racklyeft
I know you're not in much of a position to want to hear any of this, but suck it up and read on anyways.
You are a ridiculously cool individual. I have never known anyone who has had more bad luck than you, however. It somewhat boggles my mind. I don't have an explanation.
I do know a couple things, though.
I know you have been one of my best friends consistently for going on 9 years.
I know I look forward to any time I get to spend with you.
I know you have a knack for inviting people to fancy events in ways that make them feel ridiculously special.
I know you are amazingly creative and spend a lot of time on things that might not necessarily require it, but that's your m.o.
I'm talkin anything from school projects to valentine's day cards.
I know girls are generally ridiculously idiotic.
I don't really know what to tell you. But I really wish I did. I wish you knew how awesome you were. I wish she knew too.
Whatever you do, don't change.
Very respectfully,
Ellen T. Racklyeft