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FROM: Mordants_right_ankle@endofleg.co.uk
RE: I hate you.
Dear complete bastard,
You have done about a million hours of first-aid classes over the years, starting at age 7. You know that acronym you use when dealing with sprains? How does that go again? That's right, R-I-C-E. Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. If you pay close attention, you will note that there is nothing included along the lines of "take a couple of paracteamols and bung on some analgesic cream, then walk 2 miles to the station carrying a 20 kilo knapsack." If ankles could hire lawyers, I'd sue you.
No love,
Yr ankle.
RE: I hate you.
Dear complete bastard,
You have done about a million hours of first-aid classes over the years, starting at age 7. You know that acronym you use when dealing with sprains? How does that go again? That's right, R-I-C-E. Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. If you pay close attention, you will note that there is nothing included along the lines of "take a couple of paracteamols and bung on some analgesic cream, then walk 2 miles to the station carrying a 20 kilo knapsack." If ankles could hire lawyers, I'd sue you.
No love,
Yr ankle.