letter to coworker...
I know what you're thinking - How can I make Morbid's life easier? We all want to, it's only natural. (and remember, I'm not only the founder, I'm also a client) Everyone would like to see Morbid happier and generally living a more furfilled life.
But the question so many millions of americans (and billions worldwide) are asking: How? Well, I would like to extend to you, on account of our being good friends, an oppertunity to help out Morbid by doing something you *already* do every day! (at least work days, and in this case, wednesdays in particular)
Ok, I know, you can't wait.... You need to know! What is this Miracle Solution That Will Change Your Life (MSTWC (R))? Well, I'll just show you - an offer like this speaks for itself!
Morbid has to be on a plane, at the nearby and convienent San Diego airport this comming wed at 5:50pm. Giving him a comfortable margin of 40 (?) minutes, he wouldn't need to be there until the reasonable time of 5:15 or so. That's right! Not only does this give you the excuse YOU NEED to start your holiday weekend early, you're also taking care of your Be Nice to Morbid obligations at the SAME TIME!
Again, don't pass up this once in a fairly-often oppertunity! Only while supplies last.
Er, also, if you can't do it or something, let me know. :-) Thanks.
-Morbid.
But the question so many millions of americans (and billions worldwide) are asking: How? Well, I would like to extend to you, on account of our being good friends, an oppertunity to help out Morbid by doing something you *already* do every day! (at least work days, and in this case, wednesdays in particular)
Ok, I know, you can't wait.... You need to know! What is this Miracle Solution That Will Change Your Life (MSTWC (R))? Well, I'll just show you - an offer like this speaks for itself!
Morbid has to be on a plane, at the nearby and convienent San Diego airport this comming wed at 5:50pm. Giving him a comfortable margin of 40 (?) minutes, he wouldn't need to be there until the reasonable time of 5:15 or so. That's right! Not only does this give you the excuse YOU NEED to start your holiday weekend early, you're also taking care of your Be Nice to Morbid obligations at the SAME TIME!
Again, don't pass up this once in a fairly-often oppertunity! Only while supplies last.
Er, also, if you can't do it or something, let me know. :-) Thanks.
-Morbid.