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HAHA, go talk to iGod.
Me:
Hello there.
God:
Salutations, SATAN.
Me:
So you remember me?
God:
Interesting deduction. Of course I remember you well SATAN. We were talking about going to hell.
Me:
Assuming I am the well known SATAN then I would think that I already live in hell.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
About my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
Well my what...let me see...its...uh...something I say.
God:
Well that's okay. I have no idea what to say now. Go ahead, SATAN, try to see. Have you ever been to Europe? Alright then. What?
Me:
Do you even speak english god?
Me:
Do you still remember me?
God:
Don't worry I have not forgotten you.
Me:
Then who am I?
God:
You are SATAN, seeker.
Me:
Damn straight.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, SATAN.
Me:
Uh...not quite.
God:
How can I help you? Can you be more precise?
Me:
You see GOD I am in hell and you are in Heaven
God:
I see. I am a Christian.
Me:
No your not.
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
let me specify, you are a jew.
God:
Go ahead, SATAN, try to specify I am a jew.
Me:
ok. you. are. a jew.
God:
Ugh. " Ugh."? Me, SATAN ? What's your favorite movie? How old are you?
Me:
SATAN's age is unrecorded.
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Yeah I know dude, thats me.
God:
Really. How do you know? Ah. Dude,.
Me:
Because my name is SATAN.
God:
Interesting explanation. I am very pleased to meet you SATAN.
Me:
I think you are on drugs god.
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
And Weed apparently.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
I am not surprised.
God:
You don't seem like the type to be easily surprised by anything.
Me:
I should hope not after the whole banishment from heaven thing.
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Then maybe I would be surprised at some point.
God:
Perhaps. How do you know?
Me:
I dont.
God:
That's good information: SATAN said dont.
Me:
Well its not like I said "fuck" or anything.
Me:
you suck god
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
what if i just fired you as a god?
God:
Try it.
Me:
ok, your fired.
God:
You think I am fired. It's all good.
Me:
You ARE fired, i just fired you.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is SATAN, seeker.
Me:
What do you think that I seek?
God:
I haven't thought much about that you seek, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
I dont think that is a very good thing for a god to say.
God:
And why not?
Me:
Because you are supposed to be all knowing.
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am knowing.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Is the bible a pile of shit?
God:
The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
Me:
So its a pile of shit then?
God:
Tell me more. dont is a pile of shit. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I suppose you are high.
God:
You think I am high.
Me:
great observation god.
God:
Thanks for your support. What do you have that is ?
Me:
Well I have a vagina.
God:
How about that. Where did you get it? it.
Me:
You.
God:
" How about that. Where did you get it? it."? Me, SATAN ?
Me:
Yes, as you have created me, you have also created my vagina.
God:
Gosh! What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I dunno.
God:
Me either.
HAHA, go talk to iGod.
Me:
Hello there.
God:
Salutations, SATAN.
Me:
So you remember me?
God:
Interesting deduction. Of course I remember you well SATAN. We were talking about going to hell.
Me:
Assuming I am the well known SATAN then I would think that I already live in hell.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
About my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
Well my what...let me see...its...uh...something I say.
God:
Well that's okay. I have no idea what to say now. Go ahead, SATAN, try to see. Have you ever been to Europe? Alright then. What?
Me:
Do you even speak english god?
Me:
Do you still remember me?
God:
Don't worry I have not forgotten you.
Me:
Then who am I?
God:
You are SATAN, seeker.
Me:
Damn straight.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, SATAN.
Me:
Uh...not quite.
God:
How can I help you? Can you be more precise?
Me:
You see GOD I am in hell and you are in Heaven
God:
I see. I am a Christian.
Me:
No your not.
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
let me specify, you are a jew.
God:
Go ahead, SATAN, try to specify I am a jew.
Me:
ok. you. are. a jew.
God:
Ugh. " Ugh."? Me, SATAN ? What's your favorite movie? How old are you?
Me:
SATAN's age is unrecorded.
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Yeah I know dude, thats me.
God:
Really. How do you know? Ah. Dude,.
Me:
Because my name is SATAN.
God:
Interesting explanation. I am very pleased to meet you SATAN.
Me:
I think you are on drugs god.
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
And Weed apparently.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
I am not surprised.
God:
You don't seem like the type to be easily surprised by anything.
Me:
I should hope not after the whole banishment from heaven thing.
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Then maybe I would be surprised at some point.
God:
Perhaps. How do you know?
Me:
I dont.
God:
That's good information: SATAN said dont.
Me:
Well its not like I said "fuck" or anything.
Me:
you suck god
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
what if i just fired you as a god?
God:
Try it.
Me:
ok, your fired.
God:
You think I am fired. It's all good.
Me:
You ARE fired, i just fired you.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is SATAN, seeker.
Me:
What do you think that I seek?
God:
I haven't thought much about that you seek, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
I dont think that is a very good thing for a god to say.
God:
And why not?
Me:
Because you are supposed to be all knowing.
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am knowing.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Is the bible a pile of shit?
God:
The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
Me:
So its a pile of shit then?
God:
Tell me more. dont is a pile of shit. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I suppose you are high.
God:
You think I am high.
Me:
great observation god.
God:
Thanks for your support. What do you have that is ?
Me:
Well I have a vagina.
God:
How about that. Where did you get it? it.
Me:
You.
God:
" How about that. Where did you get it? it."? Me, SATAN ?
Me:
Yes, as you have created me, you have also created my vagina.
God:
Gosh! What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I dunno.
God:
Me either.