I’ve always wanted to be spoiled rotten
Originally published at Morbid Romantic.net. You can comment here or there.
Yes, it’s true, I’ve had dreams of female grandeur for quite a while. It’s every girls fantasy to meet a guy with muscles defined enough to protect them, who adores the very ground they walk on and who spoils them needlessly.
Alfee bought me another present. Yes. In addition to the purse, the two pairs of shoes, the cell phone, the iPod Nano, the pink Nintendo DS Lite, the external harddrive, the dragon clock, and the pretty blue and gray computer mouse…
(See, like I said, I’m spoiled.)
Yes, another present. And if you thought I was spoiled as shit with all that, wait.
What did he buy me (as an early birthday present, mind you)?
A laptop.
Seriously. He bought me a laptop.
<- This is a relevant face.
Not only that, but he also bought me a wireless router (so that I can have my DSL on the laptop), a bag to carry the laptop in, anti-virus software, and a printer. But, not just any printer. It can’t be just a simple printer. It’s a printer, a scanner, and a copier.
Holy Features Batman! My printer is awesome. My printer could totally beat up your printer (kidding, kidding).
Everything is so perfect and shiny right now that I don’t want to touch it!