No one indeed. x3 See now, as soon as I see a 'TMI cut' on one of my friends' journals, it's like a flashing red beacon that I can't /not/ click.
TMI, here I come.
I'm afraid I'm in the group of the "still need to make it happen" with regards to having an orgasm. I just haven't been able to figure it out so far. e_e; V. frustrating.
Totally with you on the gayman!pron bit, though. Het porn just tends to be funny to me, and lesbian porn /hysterical/, so it kinda really defeats the purpose.
I would type more, because this was a damn interesting post, but the smell of bacon wafting through the air tells me that breakfast is done. >_> Yum.
I'm the same way with pretty much any LJ cut, unless it says shit like "this way for boring rant about dead philosophers", in which case I may browse it, and upon finding it DREADFULLY DULL, ignore it. XD
I think my problem with het porn is that the girls have awesome bodies, but their faces look like elastic roadkill miscreants. :D I seriously can't get into the faces they're making. Yes, it's so good. WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A CARNIE REJECT?
XD Manporn just... I don't know. I love the shape of male bodies, and very few men are y'know, like, bad looking. o_O *SHRUG*
Female ejaculation is the grossest thing evar! I keep expecting there to be a hose or something, like it's all a trick. Or that she's just peeing. Or something. It is totally not hot at all.
I totally sent you an email thingy. I am so not a vanilla sex person XD
I very much love just about everything there is about the circumsized penis. Uncircumsized ones scare the crap out of me. XD From the taste to the smell to the size and shape and texture. I have not had opportunity to interact with one on an adult scale in YEARS, and it's easily one of the things I miss most about sex.
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TMI, here I come.
I'm afraid I'm in the group of the "still need to make it happen" with regards to having an orgasm. I just haven't been able to figure it out so far. e_e; V. frustrating.
Totally with you on the gayman!pron bit, though. Het porn just tends to be funny to me, and lesbian porn /hysterical/, so it kinda really defeats the purpose.
I would type more, because this was a damn interesting post, but the smell of bacon wafting through the air tells me that breakfast is done. >_> Yum.
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I think my problem with het porn is that the girls have awesome bodies, but their faces look like elastic roadkill miscreants. :D I seriously can't get into the faces they're making. Yes, it's so good. WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A CARNIE REJECT?
XD Manporn just... I don't know. I love the shape of male bodies, and very few men are y'know, like, bad looking. o_O *SHRUG*
BACON! :D I demand more random commentary! XD
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I totally sent you an email thingy. I am so not a vanilla sex person XD
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ixris [dot] 42 [at] gmail [dot] com
Obviously with all the spaces and shit removed and replaced. :D
Also, I totally agree that female ejaculation is the grossest thing ever. And yet, at the same time, utterly fascinating.
BODIES ARE WEIRD :D *will now go investigate lj message* :D
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All of the sex experts I know would suggest women masturbate to the point of orgasm at least once a week. Get ye to Toys in Babeland.
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I really don't have a very high sex drive except for the week before my period, but this might change. Who knows. XD
Anyway, much thanks for the link. :D
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To you, I say "Pssssh. Boobies."
<3
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