Outzonetv.com
So, I've been watching Bravo for a few years now. It started with Queer Eye, and I've found lots of other great shows. These days they're running commercials for Outzonetv.com - the first channel for gay men. And I was thinking, I want to be a gay man. Why would I want to be a gay man? Just in the commercials alone were all these hot men strutting around. Why can't women have a channel like that?? We get bullshit like Hallmark and Lifetime! I want an outzonetv.com for women! Kind of like Spike - the first channel for men. Why do men get to watch women in bikinis, and then they get a channel to watch men in swimsuits??? Why can't women have these channels? I hate men, but damn they're hot.