Aug 11, 2009 22:22
1. While listening to Buckcherry in the truck I realized that somebody really needs to make a Smallville vid that is Ollie/Tess to the song "Crazy Bitch." Seriously -- she's crazy but I like the way she fucks me -- how is that not Ollie/Tess? Come on!! With gratuitous naked Oliver. Please. I'm begging here.
2. While watching GI Joe I could not stop hoping for Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow fic. Somebody please! More begging here. Seriously. If anyone knows of some good GI Joe fic out there, please direct me. Thank you.
3. While listening to Tim Armstrong's solo album in the truck, I found myself wanting fic in which Tim fucks any pretty boy from the CW. I'm not even picky here. ANY of them. I've seen some Tim/various bandom dude fics out there, but who cares about bandom guys? Bring me the pretty boys for Tim to totally corrupt and debauche and I don't know ... humiliation and water sports would even be okay here and not feel OOC. *facepalm*
#3 might be a little over the edge for some of you. I can't help it. I'm sorry. Going to read crappy fics now. (I don't even know how many big bangs I've closed before finishing part 1 this year.)