So.....
Yesterday, Kristen mentioned that I hadn't updated this in a while. I didn't even know that that Lovely Lady read this. Now I feel the need to put something bitchin' in here since I have more than one reader.
Hmmmm.. let's talk about tailgating. Yay! Tailgating season is SO SOON! The Tailgate Masters, aka Juli and myself, are very excited. Tailgating with us is ALWAYS a blast. Let's review some things that happened last tailgating season:
1- Kerri drunkenly interviewed a policewoman about her political persuasion
2- Juli watched and heard a man break his leg
3- Kerri got in trouble with the cops because they thought she was wrestling another girl (actually, she had just gotten hit in the head with a football and the thrower of said football (the other girl) came over to see if she was OK)
4- Kerri and Juli were very vocal about their political persuasion
5- Juli won the "see how many dogs you can pet" challenge
6- Kerri got into a drunken lesbian debate by the shitters while waiting for one to open up
7- No matter what the fuck they did, Kerri and Juli just could not get carded by the cops
I could go on, but I'll stop now.
Anyway, you know you want to tailgate with us and you are more than welcome. You may feel a little left out since Juli and I will have matching t-shirts each game, but we pry won't even be wearing them by the end of the day, so it's all good.
First tailgate of the season (ironically, the first football game of the season also, weird) is on September 3rd. That's right, the day after Juli's birthday. Come on Friday for her b-day, stay (up drunk all night) for the tailgate on Saturday.
Do it.
Hmmmm.. let's talk about tailgating. Yay! Tailgating season is SO SOON! The Tailgate Masters, aka Juli and myself, are very excited. Tailgating with us is ALWAYS a blast. Let's review some things that happened last tailgating season:
1- Kerri drunkenly interviewed a policewoman about her political persuasion
2- Juli watched and heard a man break his leg
3- Kerri got in trouble with the cops because they thought she was wrestling another girl (actually, she had just gotten hit in the head with a football and the thrower of said football (the other girl) came over to see if she was OK)
4- Kerri and Juli were very vocal about their political persuasion
5- Juli won the "see how many dogs you can pet" challenge
6- Kerri got into a drunken lesbian debate by the shitters while waiting for one to open up
7- No matter what the fuck they did, Kerri and Juli just could not get carded by the cops
I could go on, but I'll stop now.
Anyway, you know you want to tailgate with us and you are more than welcome. You may feel a little left out since Juli and I will have matching t-shirts each game, but we pry won't even be wearing them by the end of the day, so it's all good.
First tailgate of the season (ironically, the first football game of the season also, weird) is on September 3rd. That's right, the day after Juli's birthday. Come on Friday for her b-day, stay (up drunk all night) for the tailgate on Saturday.
Do it.