The Ten Livejournal Commandments
01. Thou shalt not excuse thy shit post on account of being drunk.
02. Thou shalt not apologise for making a post.
03. Thou shalt always indicate when thou hast posted something to one of thy custom lists.
04. Thou shalt not link to other people's protected entries in your public journal because thou shalt not assume that if thou canst see someone's post, everyone else can.
05. Thou shalt not write a non-custom post "for person X". That's why we all have email.
06. Thou shalt not write more than about a screenful without using a cut-tag.
07. Thou shalt not paste in the lyrics to whatever song thou happenst to like at the moment and pretend it sums up thy feelings any better.
08. Thou shalt not post memes telling the world what kind of cake thou art - even if thou hast written "I don't usually do/say this, but..." in thy subject line.
09. Thou shalt not make up thy current music to add dramatic weight to thy misery.
10. Thou shalt not comment with "hugs" or any of the variants (eg "*HUGS*")
02. Thou shalt not apologise for making a post.
03. Thou shalt always indicate when thou hast posted something to one of thy custom lists.
04. Thou shalt not link to other people's protected entries in your public journal because thou shalt not assume that if thou canst see someone's post, everyone else can.
05. Thou shalt not write a non-custom post "for person X". That's why we all have email.
06. Thou shalt not write more than about a screenful without using a cut-tag.
07. Thou shalt not paste in the lyrics to whatever song thou happenst to like at the moment and pretend it sums up thy feelings any better.
08. Thou shalt not post memes telling the world what kind of cake thou art - even if thou hast written "I don't usually do/say this, but..." in thy subject line.
09. Thou shalt not make up thy current music to add dramatic weight to thy misery.
10. Thou shalt not comment with "hugs" or any of the variants (eg "*HUGS*")