Porn lied to me

[moonwick]

( With apologies to missingwatch)

I had a pizza delivered by a good looking woman the other night, but she didn't offer to come in and have sex with me! Maybe next time I should order cheese sticks with my pizza... nothing says "I want to hook up with a hot pizza delivery girl" like cheese sticks.

Comments

[roseneko]

Funny thing. I delivered pizza (and wine!) to a hot guy the other night, and offered to have sex with him, but he turned it down! I was rather hurt. (At least he let me in, though. ;)

[moonwick]

Did porn lie to you too?!?!

I think there's a pattern here!

[roseneko]

Apparently it's lied to everyone but the robots. ;)

[furin]

Preposterous! Next you'll say cable repairmen don't get sex every time they end up at a hot woman's house.

[missingwatch]

clearly, it was because you left out the cheese sticks