Porn lied to me
( With apologies to missingwatch)
I had a pizza delivered by a good looking woman the other night, but she didn't offer to come in and have sex with me! Maybe next time I should order cheese sticks with my pizza... nothing says "I want to hook up with a hot pizza delivery girl" like cheese sticks.
I had a pizza delivered by a good looking woman the other night, but she didn't offer to come in and have sex with me! Maybe next time I should order cheese sticks with my pizza... nothing says "I want to hook up with a hot pizza delivery girl" like cheese sticks.