Old flames (of the fanfic variety)

Jul 07, 2006 17:34

Also known as the post in which flamers are surreptiously mocked.

let the mocking commence! )

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mara_202 July 9 2006, 14:37:20 UTC
*agrees with psykiapa

I once got a flame that was longer than the actual fic... it was about 1038 words or so. The most idiotic thing about it was, that the flamer sent exactly the same flame to various authors. ¬_¬ I'll see if I can find it... it was quite funny, actually.

I think it might be in my mailbox... Yep, here it is.

...damn, it's too long. I totally forgot how funny the ending is:

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

*points and laughs at the 'and generally Not Good' part*

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moonshadow_nal July 10 2006, 18:44:20 UTC
Damn. And half of those things even I know aren't true. *Sniggers*

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