I almost forgot!
I almost forgot about the "for real lesbians" part! So I found out that this girl here is a lesbian, and she and her girlfriend want to room together next semester, but the school officials don't want to let them. Serves them right for not having co-ed dorms. You put a bunch of girls together in a dormitory, and they're bound to become lesbians. That's just my theory. Anyway, yeah. I think that's it now.